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optimuswhat 10-27-2013 09:41 AM

Hiring for Nintendo
 
Hey kids!
You know all your favourite games as a child? The ones with that plumber guy? Or that pink thing? Well now you can finally work for Nintendo! The game that brought you many classics!

Fortunately, Microsoft, Apple, and Sony don't exist, so our rise to the top of the planet take over thing will be a breeze!

There's just a few requirements in order to work for Nintendo! Don't worry, they're not too big of a responsibility, kids!

-Must listen to the Gods of Nintendo. If you don't, you will be fired! Oh noes!
-Keep your tag on all the time. If you don't come to work everyday, you're going to get fired. I'll also cancel the next Mario game.
-Be active! Slackers will get fired because you're useless. We need productive employees, people.

Remember kids, if you don't join, there won't be a new Mario game released! Or an F-Zero game that was planned. Or Starfox game. Or the release of Mother 3 on Virtual Console for you English noobs.

You can also get promoted! If you seem worthy, you will gain the ability... To hire some slackers! Yippee! We can fire them later. You'll also get a snazzy new tag name!

That's it folks. Leave a message down below if you want to get hired! No resume needed! You could always message optimuswhat on Zone, too.

Ash Ketchum 10-27-2013 11:06 AM

Optimuswtf?

Dino 10-27-2013 01:05 PM

dafuq did i just read

Vivid 10-27-2013 01:24 PM

Look away, your scaring the children!

Livid 10-27-2013 01:53 PM

You got my hopes up ;-;

Hugop 10-27-2013 04:20 PM

o.O

optimuswhat 10-27-2013 06:33 PM

Join or no new Mario games for you little noobs and shiz

Vivid 10-27-2013 07:01 PM

Play cat Mario, you'll rage quit in 2 minutes. As son as you beat the highscore, a giant balloon comes and crushes you.

optimuswhat 10-28-2013 01:35 AM

Quote:

Posted by Loading...ERROR (Post 423253)
Play cat Mario, you'll rage quit in 2 minutes. As son as you beat the highscore, a giant balloon comes and crushes you.

I might have to sue the maker cuz yolo

Hayala11 10-28-2013 02:29 AM

......

Hugop 10-29-2013 08:46 AM

Quote:

Posted by Loading...ERROR (Post 423253)
Play cat Mario, you'll rage quit in 2 minutes. As son as you beat the highscore, a giant balloon comes and crushes you.

lol

Vivid 10-29-2013 11:53 AM

XD noobs.

Platinum 10-29-2013 07:45 PM

I want to join Nintendo!!!!

Vivid 10-29-2013 09:14 PM

As in the Club Nintendo, the business Nintendo, or the Stupid guild,gang,squad, optimuswtf made?

Sariss 10-29-2013 11:09 PM

Hire me! I can make anime games with horrible appeal to the Americans and then have other people from Japan rip me off and get lots of money!!! I'm perfect!!!


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