Help Me
 

So I've had this crush on another forum member for a while but the problem is he's a guy and I'm straight.

I've tried everything from smoking a **** ton of weed to listening to satanic music and so far nothing has worked. How can I turn gay so I can be with the love of my life?
no really I wish I was gay

I like u back too

Surround yourself with Rainbows!1!1!1!

But seriously, just go for it and see where it takes you

wait what

It's ok, you don't need to hide it anymore. I've felt the same way.

aww

Don't worry, the feeling is mutual.

All yall wish it was you

What if he sees this thread

He already knows I'm not gay

But you wish you were !

I complain to him 24/7 that my sexuality is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!

I hope he comments
i love a good graalians bromance

I got mad at him recently and what he said to me still kinda hurts to be honest.

sorry yog im not a homosexual