MattKan Juice
 

I am proud to announce I am releasing my own brand of juices. So far, I have two for sale:

• Furball Frenzy
• Litterbox Liquor

If you wish to make a purchase, please post in this thread. The juices are available for the low price of 25 gralats. I'm also currently conducting a sale of buy one get one free. Happy juicing! :)

Litterbox Liquor please :D

Yum, Unfortunatley I have but 1 gralat. :(

Whichever is lower in calories ill take

What do they taste like?

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Litterbox Liquor please.

Do you use Fed-ex or UPS for shipping to iEra? I'll take 7 Crates of LitterBox Liquor please.

I help make the litterbox liquor :o my litterbox is part of the process of making it :)

Is this like two girls one cup or something if so i want a refund

Chaotic, y u do dis? :( The flashbacks...

Can I special order #1 only litter box liquor?

furbal frenzy please.

I'll take the lot. How much?

I'll take a barrel of the girl pee- I mean the litterbox liqueur with only #1.

One furball frenzy to-go please.

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Do you accept balls of wool?

Can we legit have these on Stroseria?

I support this motion.

Happy 500 posts Kiwi!

As do I. Oh yeah, it was my idea, I can't second it. xD. Yes, we can have an orchard in the foothills of the mountains... or just a winery. It fits, kind of. xD. Because the clouds come and condense on one side, wear it rains a lot, and then we have nice dry weather on the other... And the MattKan Juice Co. is there, with a nice old fashioned factory. IT IS PERFECTION.

also lol thanks

Furball Frenzy and a Litterbox Liquor please

Rabid Rootbeer.

*Rabbit Rootbeer

No, Rabid.

Lol MSM why did you think he meant Rabbit? Rabid is a word that would make sense you know....

May I have one Furball Frenzy and one Litterbox Liquor please.

There are only a limitted amount of litterbox liquor people! There's only 1 cat that's helping the process of the creation! :D

50 crates of Litterbox Liquor. I'll give your 30 gralats for it, you pay for shipping and handling. Deliver it to a certain wizard at Burger Refuge at 9/20/12. Chop chop!

You'll need to drink more. Can I order it straight from the source?

Dude that's me. You nasteh!

I want the nuetered cat special

How about the MattKan juice lol

Lol dumbass. xD

Id like to make a buissness offer for you, a spin-off of your juices as energy drinks!