Graal Rants
 

Before I start off this thread, I want to say this is not a whiny thread. This is a thread where you can post or read short rants about Graal for amusement. Don't start off with "I hate how..." or "This sucks because...". That's a good example of a beginning of a whiny post. If your rant is about a certain cliche in Graal, no names. Only generalization.

Examples: No I don't want to adopt you. I hardly believe you're either an angel girl or princess...or even a real baby as a matter of fact. Sure as hell act like one though.

You want me to rate your guild pic because you're telling me you're ugly? Because you want me to disagree and tell you you're attractive? In that case you're very ugly.

This is not a thread to flame people or to criticize, just to give short sweet rants to get off of your chest and to hopefully gain amusement out of everyone else's. If they're any good of course. Be respectful of others rants, and do not rant about specific people, guilds, and staff members. Most of all, be creative and have fun.

I only clicked this because I thought the title was "Graal Pants"

When people complain about era.
"OMGGG I BOUT DIS M4 BUT I DIDNT GET IT!!!! HELLP ADIAMS. OMGG IT SAID IT WOULD GIVE ME A FREEBIEE! BUT I ONLY GOT 1 BURGER!!! I HATE THIS GAME!"

I don't care if you're single. If you're so desperate to find someone online, go on eHarmony or something, 'cause NO ONE HERE GIVES A CRAP. You all just fill the screen with your walls of "Single" text and make it hard to get anywhere without lag.

How did I get here?

There isn't a Railroad...? Gee, I wish I knew that before I spent 4500 on a train.

Hey spar kids, dressing like a ninja doesn't make you cool. Besides, when was the last time you saw a ninja, a cold blooded killer who has no remorse for their actions and is master of multiple stealth techniques, wear a girly head band with fluffy pink wings and a pair of bunny slippers? Also not to be rude but when was the last time you cut your character's hair?

Do you people just put random pointless buildings everywhere or do you have a specific plan for each random pointless building?

iPads have the spar advantage? If you don't like the fact that iPads can play on this server, why don't you play another game? Isn't it THAT easy?

Why do you guys give a **** about people who, by the looks of it, you don't want to interact with?

I strongly dislike when people go and post threads about Graal Rants it's wasted space and derives our attention from ACTUAL discussions.

Whoops, he started off with "I hate". Rant invalid.

No I will not give you damn gralats

Try to add me again without me knowing you.... You're in for a world of hurt.

DONT PM ME WHEN IM SPARRING

I will not tell you where i got my hat.

I dont care if you think im cute, go hang with a damn puppy if you like cute.

Unless you are one of my close friends, IDC if you quit graal, stop spamming it.

One does not simply post about era in a classic thread.

CHECK GP I MADE DIS HAT

RATE MY LOOK/STATUS

Hat Monkeys.

No I will not recruit you to Magic, random Graalian who says "pls". X_X

Just because I have a lot of gralats in my profile doesn't mean I can give you any.

This hat was sold over a year and a half ago. Please stop asking me where "u can by it".

There is no Pokemon center.

pls rec me

I think everyone in graal is a ****ing midget.

No you can only get this morph when you were VIP a few months ago.

I bought this hat a while back, its unavailable.

Please don't spam guild chat.

And no, I don't find your pixels hot.

So you beat me in spar and you're gloating about it? Oh well, I hope you feel good about beating someone who doesn't like Classic that much!
I asked you a question, a simple one. You know, you could always give me an answer instead of ignoring me.
If I put AFK in my name, that means IM AFK. AWAY. FROM. KEYBOARD. STOP. PMING. ME. Damn friends.

You have a code shop? 3 bombs to enter? Gee I wish I knew that before I downloaded the Tailor Richaards app on my iPod for free.

It's true what they say, beauty is on the inside and not the outside. And I can tell you this, what's inside your pixels, isn't beautiful.

Give me 3 good reasons why I should be your free farmer?

Okay 2 reasons.

How about just 1 reason?

Make a noise?

There is no railroad is not funny, it is so god damn overused and just stupid now, I don't care if Dusty made a comic for it, that doesn't mean you need to ****ing spam it.

Why don't you spell out words for a change so reading whatever you type doesn't cause headaches.

Stop whining about "PC having an advantage if you actually had any of your so called "skill" it wouldn't even matter.

Want to be an admin? How bout you don't spam whatever **** you think will get you hired and go do something productive.

Yes, congrats. You got a guild to 1000 hours and got a hat from it. And guess what? I'm wearing a better one. Did you know how long it took me to get it? It wasn't 1000 hours. Hell, it wasn't even 1000 seconds. I got it from one of the hat shops on the map.

What's that? You're doing it again with another guild? For another 1000 hours? Just sitting there, for all that time just for that? Have fun I guess.

You think I am going to farm for a nooby bitch that I don't even know.
Whilst just standing there saying 'i want 500 gralats' just move your f**king ass over to your lousy farm and farm it instead of wasting time!

You stupid ******s make me sick with your statuses saying you love someone in a game. You are a ****ing moron your game relationship isnt real, you are a delusional idiot and you make me want to commit mass murder.

People take this game too seriously.
They cyber date. That's ****ed up. And people call me hot? You don't even know what I look like, you're looking at in in game avatar that looks nothing like me. I am not a sprite. Also, yeah, just because my new account has like 30 hours doesn't mean I'm a noob. But they change what they say about me after they look at my (astro) tag. Then its "Oh hey! Healy! I remember you we were best friends!" Which is false. I have no best friend on an online game. I had a few friends that were awesome though. (Redshift, Vyse, Zovers, Sokaroka, Scragglebeard, Blueh, Chaotic, Pimpsy.)

So you say you're a free slave? I don't know what to say, other than WHAT THE HELL ARE GRAAL SLAVES SUPPOSED TO DO? You also say you won't farm. That's the only semi-logical reason anyone on Graal would want a slave for that I can think of, unless.....oh noes.

So you'll really farm for free? Like- I don't have to pay you at all? That's amazing! Wait what? The farm must be already started and the gralats have to be unlocked first? Well, okay then I guess. I mean, who can turn down this golden oppourtunity for someone to farm for me?

You say you can make me a head or body for 1000 gralats? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?! YOU HAVE 10 HOURS AND CAN BARELY NAVIGATE THROUGH THE MENU!! SCREW OFF YOU PIECE OF **** IF YOU WANT A BODY GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY /rant

So you think you're good at the Graal piano just because you can play twinkle twinkle? Gee, you oughta' start a band. Oh and playing Super Mario isn't worth praise anymore, not like back in 2005 it was the most amazing thing someone could play on an instrument... Step aside... *sits down and places sheet music for Bethoveen's fifth symphony then briefly skims and tosses sheets away* This is how it's done. *cracks knuckles*

there's a piano in graal now? Omfg lead me to it.

Red lamp Inn

I wish all you desperate idiots who almost exclusively use Graal for dating would make trolling you a little more fun. The only responses I get are "Noob" or nothing at all. How is a guy supposed to have fun if his prey doesn't do anything?

No, You can only be a scrub like everyone else but myself.

Why dont you take it as a joke when i saw yes to your dumb question "Can I own cxe?"
scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rager: you lagging pc noob!
me: Thank you for the feedback it will soon be checked by admins

Hurray for talkin **** bout little kids behind there backs.

Not to be racist or anything, but I highly doubt you're from a foreign country like Germany, France or Japan. You're from Detroit....Detroit. Even if say you were from one of those countries, it doesn't automatically make you the most interesting man in the world. Drinking Dos Equis makes you the most interesting man in the world.



Stay thirsty my friends...

First of all, why the hell would you make your name FaZeXXXQuicksnipe124OpTic? Secondly, why the **** would you add me then ask me if you could add me? And third, why the hell does your status say, "PWNING l317Ches 1N BLACK OPS" in huge ****ing lime characters?

Oh so you want to sell me a burger?! WHY ****ING BOTHER?! I CAN JUST TAP ON A BURGER AND BUY IT! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!

You are kidding me. No one cares that you got a crab dagger. I have freakin' 7 of those chunks of crab. The fact that you actually got excited about that makes you even more pitiful. Also no one cares that you got the new melees. Just use them in battle and done. Now do me a favor and spend the next few days making up for that revive money that you spent oh so carelessly picking up trash. I'll be sure to aim for your heart. Dammit wrong section .-.

Can only shoot in 4 directions.

Can only look and walk in four directions.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME AND THEN ASK ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I WON'T EVEN ****ING REPLY I WILL BLOCK YOUR ASS TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL YOU ****ING 10 YEAR OLD INSOLENT PIECE OF LITTLE ****ING ****!

No I don't want to come to your wedding. I didn't want to go to the other 10 you had...today. Here's why you're always getting a divorce: you paid 100 gralats for the ring. Did you find that in the cereal box? It's called Tiffany, chicks dig that s***.

lol ^

Stop having sex in the red dragon inn ****ers.

Yeah good job. You killed yourself before I could get to you. Feel good about your life? You still died. Perhaps you should try killing yourself in the real world too since you're so good at it here.

Look, I've clearly killed that pyrat. Wether you like it or not, that eye patch belongs to me. So stop trying to pick it up. You look like a ****** failing to do stretches trying to pick up my eyepatch. Move over so I can take what I've rightfully earned.

I don't care if you're a girl. I'm not going easy on you. You've wanted equality for years so here it is. I'll go just as difficult as I would for men...oh, you're actually better than me? I wasnt expecting this...0_o I didn't think you were that good. Erm *deep cough* call me.

Nice job following me or my guild around, I bet that makes you feel good about yourself Mr. Superiority Complex.

If your name starts with the letter "i", please kill yourself.

If you have VIP anywhere in your name or status, please jump off a bridge.

You ran into water after you killed me? I bet your K/D on CoD is fantastic.

If you have to put "original" in your name or status, that means one of two things. Either a) Nobody else is stupid enough to use your name, or b) you're not the original "xx iSnipar xx" and we both know that.

If your name is actually xxiSniparxx, please, for the love of god, remove yourself from this planet.

You typed your name with special characters? I'm sure your teachers love reading that on your schoolwork.

Ah, I like how you have "perm" "co" "leader" "prime" in your name, I bet you're gathering respect from eeeeeeeeeverybody on graal.

You have a long quitting message in your status? See ya in a week, man.

Yes, you can join. No, you can't have powers. No, I don't care that you're gonna get CoM to attack me now.

Sorry for accidentally walking over your gralat/bomb/arrow, I guess now you have to chase me swinging your sword all the way to MoD?

You PK Sardon's, and then kill yourself on the spikes every time? Nice work man, I'll throw this one to Blueh.

Nice head... edit... recolour... using like two tools... you just changed the hue.

Ooh, friend request. Usually, you should probably message me or something instead of adding me and then inviting me to your wedding in 2 weeks time.

Stop. Inviting. Me. To. Weddings.

Yeah man, I'd love to ally your guild with 10 people, 5 of whom are inactive and 5 of whom who are busy with other guilds.

Give me one good reason to ally you/give you powers, and "it'd be fun" is not a good excuse.

You want to be an admin aye? I'm pretty sure you just want to dance on a rooftop with a golden nickname instead of aiding the development of the server.

Your guild has FB in the name? Nice, man, I didn't know you represented Facebook on iClassic.

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT AN ADMIN!

Yes, that means I CAN'T give you a hat. Or answer your stupid questions. In fact, feedback your questions. See if they'll answer it.

Using a giant firework as a form of transportation is simply immoral and stupid.

In fact, using any non horse mount is immoral and a great way to get hate mail from PETA.

Making Zelda jokes and references were funny exactly once.

For the millionth time, it's pronounced Grawl. Not Grail.

There is no Railroad. Deal with it.

Making jokes about Chuck Norris entering the portal was never funny. Ever

Using the shovel in hopes of obtaining dirt blocks is just ridiculous.

By some chance you manage to become staff, it is inappropriate to run around in full orange constantly going back and forth from stealth to visible mode.

It's not a punch button. It's a grab button. And I'd appreciate if you quit grabbing my ass.