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Contest: MattKan Jingle
Hello! I am going to host my own challenge! Your goal is to create a MattKan jingle. You can be as nice, mean, vulgar, etc. as long as it complies with the forum rules. The winner will receive public shaming. Good luck! (Note: You only have to post the lyrics.)
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MattKan's got a gun. MattKans's got a gun.
Run while you can, because he uses public shaming as his fun. Swift like bullets, cold as steal, words that beat to his own drum. Get on his bad side, in the darkness he will pounce, silver bullets of iniquity, full of hate by the ounce. If public shaming shalt not work, server barbarity will reveal. So run while you can, run and hide, or one day, you, his next meal. I win. Shame me instead of them! Only for them will I deal. |
Mattkan he's a cat, man!
Mattkan the kattman Mattkan, he's a cat, man! |
MattKan;
Once he bought a Son, And once washed his thumb. MattKan; Sometimes he will come, Come over to the Sun MattKan; oh yes that old Cat Dotty as a Bat Once he bought a Son And once washed his thumb. I basically just wrote whatever rhymed. |
He's MattKan
He's going a big Matt's face. He's got the body of a Matt And the face of a Matt And he flies through the air 'Cause he's got a Matt face He's MattKan. What did I just type? |
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Matt Kan, Matt Kan,
he is so fast so he ran! Matt Kan, Matt Kan, His brothers name is Dan Matt Kan, Matt Kan, He fried eggs in a pan Matt Kan, Matt Kan, everyone knows he can! |
Mattkan by Tyler Mattkan! Partying every night! Mattkan! Beat a drunkard in a fight! Mattkan! Watch out for his cat litter! Mattkan! He'll Tweet your embarrassment on Twitter! |
Living For Diamonds in a Light Blue Minecart
*** - In the style of The Beatles by p Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I'll say that something, I want to hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe. Oh please, say to me, You'll let me mine all night long. And please, say to me, You'll let me kill all the mobs . Now let me hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe. Imagine there's no creepers. It's easy if you try. No spiders in minecraft, Above us only graalians. Imagine all the people, Living for diamonds... You may say I'm a god, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will become over-run with creepers. All you need is a diamond sword. All you need is a diamond sword. All you need is a diamond sword, a diamond sword. A diamond sword is all you need. Oh yeah! (written in a online creator) (written in mattkans point of view) |
bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!!
bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!! MattKan!!! MattKan!!! MattKan!!! (song in the form of batman theme song :D) |
Matt Kan do this...
Matt Kan do that... Matt Kan do whatever he wants... And doesn't f**king care.. Matt Kan go shopping.. Matt Kan go nap.. Cause Matt Kan accept gang fights... So don't even f**king dare.. (I was bored) |
This got really stupid, really fast.
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hahaha, a little beat to go with the jingle....
© TStorm Music Inc, 2012 |
Viruses!
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That got put into my iTunes library http://i46.tinypic.com/nyu5c8.jpg |
If you didn't think I won, you obviously aren't listening to dubstep while singing it. :C
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MattKan is our hero,
MattKan is our hero, MattKan does the management, of- a- server I shouldn't participated.. |
Mattkan likes fat men
and cartman and wom-en Mattkan sounds like Kattman SOunds like batman o **** |
Oh! I KNOW!
Nanananananananananananananananana MATTKAN! Nanananananananananananananananana MATTKAN! Batman theme song but with Mattkan at the end. BaM!! I truly amaze myself sometimes. |
MattKan here,
MattKan there, MattKan in your underwear! MattKan MattKan is the best, MattKan MattKan wears a vest! MattKan the cat wears a silly hat, MattKan the boy has a little toy! MattKan MattKan is so mean, MattKan MattKan is my fiend! PS. (He's not really my enemy :D) EDIT: This rhymes :D |
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Even though yours might of been better :/ |
thanks for the reps before it got deleted :)
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Noobs don't troll in the forums,
Higbey has a pet named Bill. It took a whole lot of running, For Mattkan to get up that hill. (chorus) Mattkan,Mattkan,Mattkan, Maaaaatttttkkkkkiiiaaaaaaaannnnn. |
MATTKAN MATTKAN your the best !
He always works and never takes a rest. He's cool, fast, and better than ever. He makes you buy his cat sweater. He's MATTKAN !!!!!!!!!! MATTKANN!!!!!!!!!!! He's bold, curious, and brave. But you'll never see him hiding under cave cause he's MATTKAN!!!!!! MATTKAN!! You may think he's just a little cat but watch when he takes under his rath cause he's MATTKAN !!!!!!!!! MATTKANN!!!!!! I think this story is about done , hope you mattkann had fun ! :) |
Mattkan.
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lol this thread is so silly.
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The contest will be closing this Friday at 11:59 PM EST. No submissions after that will be accepted.
The three finalists will be announced sometime by Monday. Each finalist will have their lyrics actually put into a song and published on these forums. The finalists will receive a special prize. All entries will receive reputation from me. Once the finalists are announced, we will vote on which jingle shall become the official MattKan jingle! The winner will receive a super big prize! Tips for winning: Don't write to me, write about me. Rhyming helps. Don't put my name to the batman jingle. I don't like fat men. Greengaw yours is just plain stupid. And I don't have a brother named Dan. Re-submissions are fine. *This is worse than the thread where I offered to give advice to people. |
mattkan, he is a katt man,
a katt man, named mattkan!, part man and part black cat, a biped feline with a dashing hat! mattkan the kattman!! he is MATTKAN and click the KAN part, then say "MATT!!" |
Matt Matt,
He's got the coolest head of a kat, He got around by some proverbial mistake, Doesn't really matter since he is enjoying some steak! He Delteria was a derp, But strosteria has got a real terth! Mattkan's the name, Meet me and you won't be the same! Got a zing, Got a bing. But hey! So just maybe let's just, PARTAY. This is no joke, I'm a real bloke. You cannot deny, My love for pie. ;) |
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2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE??? Mattkan! *and the croud goes wild*
Thank you, Thank you very much. I might post a new jingle. |
He's MattKan
Nuff Said |
Made by some crazy bastard. |
Mattkan is a cat
Mattkan is a man Mattkan is a god Mattkan is a crayon, Mattkan is a lord Mattkan is a joe Mattkan may be furry But hes a furry pro. His swag doesnt grow on trees His swag comes from him Mattkan never loses ALL HE DOES IS WIN |
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Mattkan Fuzzy Pants (Spongebob Theme Song)
Mattkan Fuzzy Pants
Are You Ready Graalians? Aye Aye Mattkan I Can't Hear You.... Aye Aye Mattkan OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Who Lives In A Litter Box Along With His Pee? Mattkan Fuzzy Pants! All Furry And Boring And Licks His Own Pee Mattkan Fuzzy Pants! If It's Mattkan's Great Food He'll Eat The Whole Dish Mattkan Fuzzy Pants Mattkan Fuzzy Pants Mattkan Fuzzy Pants Mattkan Fuzzy Pants Mattkannnn Fuzzy Pantssss MWAHAHAHAHAH Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meowwww! |
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Mattkan likes Valium and lots of drugs,
thats why im on, what im on, cause im Mattkan. |
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this won't win D: |
Mattkan,
hes a Cat man, He Manages, Hes a boss, Mattkan, he doesent like valium, Hes MATTKAN. He sure doesn't like valium. |
I log on to see you not very often
And so then I feel like talkin' The PMs that I send to ya' While you idle on Stroseria Seem to not get through to you And my temper starts to brew But there's nothing I can do So I just idle too. You spend too much time on Minecraft Which I thought was really daft But then I bought it on the Xbox And now I love smashing blocks So now I see why you're hooked You should see my server, come take a look! My biggest question for that guy Is what's with the persona of a cat? So who really is this clever being Who right now will be agreeing With me when I say, Matt, You really are a rat And I'll leave it at that Until you send a PM back!! |
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MattKan, KattMan,
He loves all his fans! MattKan, KattMan, He feasts on some ham! MattKan, Kattman, He has a lovely tan! MattKan, Kattman He sleeps on a pan! |
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Matt the Kat,
Ra-Ta-Tat-Tat. Matt the Kat, A-Rat-A-Tat-Tat. (4 male background singers) Ohhh hes Matttkannnnnnnnnn, Ohhh hes Matttkannnnnnnnnn. |
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