Interesting Experiences
 

Post about funny / interesting things that have happened to you in your life here! This is also for everyone to get to know each other.

I was just getting out of Preschool and my mom must've brought my rollerblades when she picked me up. Well, I put them on and I was going down a small hill. There was a tree in front of me but I didn't care! Smashed right into the tree and got a black eye.

SIMILAR STORY

I was at a friend's pool party and there was a slide going into the deep end. I didn't know how to swim, yet I still wanted to go down that slide so I did and I almost drowned.

I went into Subway one early morning sometime last year. Admittedly I am not a regular at Subway, but I'm pretty familiar with how it all works. The sub of the day poster was chicken, so I decided to order that. Picked my bread, picked my cheese, and she put on what looked like some kind of chicken paste. She asked me if I wanted it toasted and that sounded nice with chicken, so I decided to go with that, salad, and a nice BBQ sauce to top it off. I sat down with my meal, bit into it, and it was tuna. A toasted tuna sub with BBQ sauce. The poster was from the day before, it just hadn't been replaced yet.

I ate it anyway so I wouldn't look like an idiot and haven't been back since.

One time way back in 2nd grade I was eating a plum in the cafeteria at my school, and I had to use the restroom. So when I went to go use the restroom I brought the plum with me and I got full, so I decided to just toss it in the toilet and flush it. But as it circled around it got stuck and it started to flood the entire bathroom, and water was running everywhere so I had no idea what to do, so I just stuck my hand in the toilet and tried to feel around for it but couldn't find it. So I just stood there crying my eyes out until eventually a teacher came to check on me and found me standing in the middle of the bathroom covered in toilet water, crying my eyes out.

I told her I just had a very large poop.

I love this thread.

I do to.

LOL cute

I guess sometimes we,human better think good before doing somthing

I was riding a scooter down hill, i was so fast i crashed into rocks

i would be run over like 10 times if my friends wouldn't be there xD
I'm always like PFFF WHO CARES walking over the streets, Then they grab n pull me back after two seconds xD The car wasn't even a meter away... LOL

Mine's Similar.

• I was riding one of my friends bike one time. The back brake was broken, so when I went to a corner and attempted to brake, I used the front brake. I flipped over and got a cut on my knee. The end.

my legs were getting murdered by rocks and stuff

Shortly after getting a very painful surgery at 4 years old, I was having a checkup before going home. My doctor came in, acting like life was sunshine and rainbows, and asked me how I was. He was standing next to me, and I Batman suckerpunched him in the stomach without even turning my head.

LIKE A BAWWWSSSSS

a few years ago, i went riding my scooter down a big hill with a chair on my back... everything was fine until i reached a semi large bump.. i hit the bump, lost control, fell and rolled 50 feet down hill.. I could barely get up from landing on my chair on the hard pavement at 12 MPH... the pain lasted for a day after. The End

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I met this guy named Jarace.

I said "Hi" and he replied, ":0"

The End. :shy:

I was going through a portal to the underworlds chamber of eternal suffering, I was bringing my friend his whip, upon entering a demon with many legs guided me to a chamber...then I realized instead of entering the portal to the chamber of eternal suffering I had accidentally entered the cavern of erotic lust. around that time I realized I was holding a whip. I teleported away as fast as I could.

Finding a fry in my mc nuggets

I was walking down the road with some friends, anxiously awaiting the arrival of a friend of ours. So we're walking down the road, struttin' around, and we see a bike on the horizon. We figure it's our friend, and we're correct. The funny thing was he had his sock over his left jean leg, and we died laughing at him. Needless to say, we went the entire day like this, to the mall, in a restaurent, the whole nine yards. Bossin'.

A week ago I was walking home from school and a bird decided to go all kamikaze on me. 'Nuff said.

This one time I was reading a bunch of embarrassing stories posted on this weird thread and I couldn't think of anything to say! I was petrified so I made up a story that goes a little something like this...
It was a relatively bright day. Shiny sun shining down and whatnot. Anyways...I was walkin along the side of a road when I stumbled upon a trash can. Out of sheer coincidence I happened to peer into the can only to find a crisp $20. I was extremely psyched. A whole new window into the world appeared in front of me. Ahh, the things I could do with $20. So I took a well-deserved detour to the closest candy shop. Stood outside for about ten seconds and declared loudly "Look at that fat kid at the counter!" I pointed and ran. I ran all the way home. That's when it hit me....iTunes. I gave the $20 to my parents in exchange for $20 of goods off the iTunes store which included a nice little application called Graal Online Era +
The end. Moral of the story? Bought Graal with trash money. :D the world works in mysterious ways.

It's like God was guiding you to play Graal. This is your destiny.

1st Grade.


I walked into a wall, head split open. Got stitches. Sad, but true.

Ouch.

This also reminds me:
I ran into some stairs as a kid because I am smart, and I ended up going to my first day of kindergarten with a huge black eye. This is the best way to go to your first day of kindergarten.

I got attacked by a paladin and was summoned by a sorcerer before I could heal, so I appeared infront of him with a holy dagger lodged in my head. So embarrassing...

Well, about a year ago i was on a nice little date to the London Eye. I had told the girl I had with me to wait for me, that I would get us a ice cream cone to share. So I had got the cone and was in a hurry to get it back to the lovely gal i had with me. BUT then right in front of her i tripped and smeared the cone right on her top... :,(

Once I was looking up an app on the app store but then I had to take a dump. I really wanted to look up the app. And a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do so i was searching for the app while taking a crap. then suddenly it slipped out of my hand into the toilet. Luckily, my older bro is AWESOME with any type of technology and so his his friend and he said to put it in dry rice. so we put it in a bowl of non-cooked rice for 2 days. And wadda you know? IDK why but the water is like attracted to the rice and the rice obsorbed some of the poopy water. Anyway, we took it out but it wasnt working so we charged it for like a day and IT WORKED! EVERYTHING worked perfectly fine on it except for the Wifi. It wasnt able to get a wifi connection. So I brought it to the apple store and they didn't find it water damaged so they thought it was a hardware malfunction so they gave me a new one. WHAT LUCK I HAD! I never though I had good luck.

Another time, I was at Six Flags Great Adventure waiting on line for Congo Rapids. 2 Black Woman didn't know that they had to put their bags in lockers until someone in front of them told them. SO they went to get a locker for their bags and their children were holding their spot. Then the 2 black woman went back in line and a white guy though they cut in line. SO they started arguing. A funny pun that one of the fat black woman said was, " You better kiss my a$$ with $h*t in between!"

I do three.

I have a cool story. Everyday for the last week when I've stepped out side of my house a bird has shat on me. I dont consider it good luck any more.

Once i was walking down the street pushing the stroller of my cousin (he was about 8 months i dunno) and he started crying. While he was crying these drunk guys walking by tried to mock him by crying themselves. Seeing grown men making fun of babies was ****ing hilarious.

Owned.

Amazing beyond description. Saved forever.

The meat flap part, between your index finger and your thumb. Yeah that got sliced off by a actual sword my brother swiped from my hands. It was awful.

There's nothing else for me to call that, now. Thanks bud.

Also that sounds extremely painful. I once cut a triangular shaped hole into that when a can opener slipped (not entirely sure how that worked). I was using it to open my former beast of a cat's food, and she just stood there, impatiently pawing at the yet unopened can of food while I was bleeding.

Probably one of the most painful places to get an injury, at least on your hands.

Ok, sorry for that misconception... But yes it was very painful especially the stitches. I now have a scare line that goes through it.

That is hilarious bro *thumbs up*