[Survey] Do you have no life because of Graal?
 

This is a survey that is 100% scientifically accurate to tell whether you have no life because of playing Graal.
My questions are mostly related to Classic iPhone because its the only server I've played extensively (yeah I'm an iphonenewfag) and my questions are derived from my experiences on this server.


*note* this is mostly just for fun and laughs but you might actually find that you have no life.
*note to mod* if you find some of my questions are inappropriate just remove the question not the entire thread pl0x


Just copy n paste the questions and "X" the box to answer the question affirmatively.

irl=in real life
answer truthfully! you're only lying to yourself if you lie to the survey

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[]Do you have more friends in Graal than irl?
[]Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
[]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
[]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
[]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
[]Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
[]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
[]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
[]Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
[]Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
[]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
[]Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
[]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
[]Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
[]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
[]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
[]Do you find pixels sexy?
[]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
[]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
[]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
[]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
[]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?
[]Are you over 20 years old?
[]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
[]Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
[]Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
[]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
[]Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
[]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
[]Do you spend hours editing your status?
[]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
[]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
[]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
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If you answered affirmatively to 16 or more questions than you might be a no life because of Graal.
My advice if you have no life is to quickly delete the Graal app, go tell the hot chick at school you wanna get it in and hope she goes for it.
Go buy a bunch of OBEY shirts and listen to little wayne full blast and every girl will want to bang you. You will then be cured of your no-lifeness.

LMAO

Of course you put in in a quote so I can't see it when I try to quote your post to try to get the questions on forum runner. Looks like I'll need to wait till I get on pc I guess

Nah I have real friends, and i also play much much MUCH more games than graal :D

LOL

Also pretty sure telling a hot girl you want to get it in her will result in you getting hit, yelled at and/or in trouble for sexual harrassment

LOL.

This is the best one:

[]Would you rather become an admin or have s** with the hottest chick at your school?

I can think of so many people who would turn down the chick for that instead.

Agree bro, but I'd do the chick XD

I answered yes to 4 of these so im not a no life.:D:D

[x]Do you have more ex-boyfriends in Graal than real life? (only 1 ingame, but 0 irl because all the guys are jerks.. hehe)
[x]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
(doesnt everyone...)
[x]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look cute but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
(^loltruestory)
[x]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
(Yeah I work for era, so....)
[x]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
(I did once)
[x]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
(cake)
6.
Because im a crazy girl.

oooohhh its raining.

I would choose admin than be hitting somebody thats probably a black hole down there

Considering your survey is almost completely about sexual stuff, you might want to change the title to "do you have a fetish for graal?"

2 cartoon care haters grabbing each other...hot **** right der

[X] Have you had sexual activity in Graal
(i raped an admin oh and L btw there both male)
[x] do you have more money in graal then real life?
(yeah i have $4.77 in real life)

Do you have more friends in Graal than irl? False. I have more friends (both Bayside HS and BramsonORT College) that talk to me than friends in graal

Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
False. I am known in Graal but im also a good student in college. My Fellow classmates and parents do care for me

Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
False. I spend my time in towers rarely

Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
Used to but then i stopped and knock some conscious into my head

Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
Not gonna lie but i used to... couple of times.. Same as before, knocked some conscious into my head. Did it rarely much back then when i felt bored.. But its all cleared up

Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
No. I rarely spend time sparring

Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
Not going to answer this question. I intend to keep this one personal

Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
Nope. I only go to my guild house when im being chased by stalkers. I've been to a couple of my friend's houses in Bayside HS

Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
Hell No.

Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
Hell No.

Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
Nope. Not even close

Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
Hell No.

Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
Never uploaded a head

Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
No. I got an iPhone because my old phone was so sh*tty

Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
Nope. I just replace it with my own music

Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
Hell No.

Do you find pixels sexy?
Dear god... No.. Why would you ask any guy that question?

Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
I would pay money for them just to not make it at all

Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
I've seen worse.. (*Cough* NewyorkNicole *Cough*)

Do you think admins are worth a damn?
No. I treat them normally like any other user

Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
as long as it does not involves pixels, let him live free and wild

Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?
No. The only thing i use often thats japanese (romaji) is the name "Maikeru" meaning "Michael"

Are you over 20 years old?
18

Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
None. Don't wanna waste my time developing for a game when i could be making my own, and im already dating somebody so i wouldn't have sex with the hottest chick in my school

Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
No. I never boost my stats or afk. I play the game straight as is. 1380h exact gameplay time for about 2 years

Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
Never in my life

Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
...No comment...

Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
I only play Graal through my iPhone/iPod

Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
Sometimes yes, but only to see new updates or check my inbox

Do you spend hours editing your status?
No. Seconds

Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
No... Because so far, all the new hats are recolors/events/weird looking hats... Seriously, the old Graal hats have more originality..

Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
No.. Used to but not anymore..

Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
Not really. It could have some potential but ill never call it the best game of all time. I actually play most of their other apps (Bomber, Dinosmash, Cocoto Kart, etc.) more than this game..

*These are all my honest answers

What does the age have to do with this?

Honestly I have no idea how you can hold a relationship in graal or (to the extreme) have sexual activity for that matter... really? What do you do? Swap naughty guild pics and press the grab button repeatedly? Doesnt really make sense to me.

*i played many hours graal, it had some reasons... But it was dump too*
but i'm now older have to do other things and just play graal when i want and have time :)*

nothing i know many people they'r over 30 and still playing online games...

[x]Are you over 20 years old?

That's the only one I fit in.

I'm online schooled so I use my Wi-fi if that counts.
[X]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?

[X]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
[X]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
[X]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
[X]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music? <--- lol yea 100%
[X]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron? <----- LOLZ
[X]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
[X]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school? <---- SEX WITH HOT CHICK ^_^
[X]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released? <------ LOLZ SURE
[X]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time? >>>>>IT IS<<<<<


LOL THAT WAS FUN

i have a life.

but about 3000 hours of it was spent on graal o.o

Answered yes to 4. Including the school wifi one, i just put on my earphones and play from 9:00am to 2:00pm, and i still keep my grades up. ^_^

Just curious though, what does "having a life" precisely mean? I'm not too sure there even is a clear definition of it. Too me it just means "i think im kool"

[X]Do you have more friends in Graal than irl?
Friends?

[X]Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
Dont judge

[X]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
School for da noobs

[X]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
I love my son Apprentice Shadow doom

[X]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
...

[X]Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
Almost no cause my spar suck...

[X]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
HOW YOU GET DA LADY FOLK?!

[X]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
No Friends

[X]Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
One kid gave me an 11/10

[X]Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
HELLZ YA

[X]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
I use my moms Credit Card

[X]Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
SWAGGGGG

[X]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
My mom cuts my hair

[X]Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
Got one for da hax

[X]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
Background1 FTW

[X]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
Who doesnt

[X]Do you find pixels sexy?
Oh god yes

[X]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
I got my moms Credit Card ready

[X]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
I want

[X]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
OMG NYN DA BEST

[X]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
I thought it said paid...

[X]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American
living in Louisiana?
Does Texas count?

[X]Are you over 20 years old?
Over 50

[X]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
Sex can wait

[X]Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
Good grades for nerds

[X]Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
Oh ya this one time...nevermind...

[X]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
Yes :(

[X]Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS

[X]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
All day everyday

[X]Do you spend hours editing your status?
Thats how I got 1k

[X]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
When I got my bra hat...

[X]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
YES

[X]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
Like omg ya

I have a life... stupid n00b

[]Do you have more friends in Graal than irl?
[]Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
[]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
[]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
[]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
[x]Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
[]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
[]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
[]Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
[x]Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
[x]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
[x]Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
[]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
[]Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
[LOLWTF WHO WOULD DO THIS]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
[]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
[x]Do you find pixels sexy?
[]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
[x]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
[]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
[x]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
[xxxx]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?
[]Are you over 20 years old?
[]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
[]Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
[]Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
[]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
[x]Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
[]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
[]Do you spend hours editing your status?
[x]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
[]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
[]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?

I answered yes to all of them. Love me.

I do hope you're kidding me.

He's not XD

Yeah, I used to think the same thing as that last line. But if you get to know people and just be social, you will be surprised how many people share lots of your interests.

[]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?

yes. it was delicious, barbaqued to perfection.

[]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?

im a player, and i dont mean that im a newbie. ive done things that would make most people gawk.


[]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?

depends on how much a gralat is worth, considering they are color changing gems i believe it would be worth alot.

[]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?

I dont have hair, thats actually a crest, its part of my head.

[]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?

i dont have a designated area to ask for nudes, plus its much easier to get them via blackmail.

[]Do you find pixels sexy?

depends on what all those pixels make up and how many pixels there are.

[]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?

the owner of the game wont pay staff to work for him or script, why would you think he would pay them to do THAT?

[]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?

ill know if it comes out, ill see statuses on facebook about needing eye bleach.

[]Do you think admins are worth a damn?

depends on which staff member your talking about.

[]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
he already got laid. if not, he has enough money from gralat packs to go get a hooker.

[]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?

i dont live in louisiana, and trust me, the things that happen when i get near a japanese schoolgirl are both hot and horrifying, stupid tentacle monster instincts...

[]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?

depends on if shes clean, and if people will find out, and if she is into tentacles.

[]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.

i did make a sword like that but it WAS uploaded. i felt bad because i tricked the uploader into thinking it was a fist, and it caused a friend to lose their uploading rights. rip Higbey-slapper-sword.png


[]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?

if i did id orgasm too often, now if i orgasmed when real good content was made id probably be donating cash to Rufus and Fp4.

[]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?

of course, it has alot of potential, thats why its worth trying to get it on the right track and get it improved instead of just quitting it.

[]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
of course not, you cant have one game be the "best" because thats a matter of opinion. having one game be the best would require everyone have the same exact opinion.


ive got enough life put into my character that he has a life and mind of his own.

rex smd

I wouldn't say I was antisocial but I kind of had that attitude..idk how old you are but hopefully as you mature socially, you'll learn that you can find happiness being in the company of other people, and meeting new people.
Lulz
<3

haha

YES

1up if you skipped the whole thing just to see peoples answers :D

I am not going to tell little kids what half of these mean.

He said to answer honestly as we'd only be lying to ourselves. So no... don't judge.

[z]Do you have more friends in Graal than irl?

[z]Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?

[]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?

[]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?

[]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?

[z]Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?

[]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?

[z]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?

[]Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?

[z]Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
Oh Eski... ;P

[z]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?

[]Do you think you have swag, in Graal?

[]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you
have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?

[]Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?

[]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?

[]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?

[]Do you find pixels sexy?

[]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?

[z]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
Well, I don't think that I need to upload my fap folder to the internet just yet.

[]Do you think admins are worth a damn?

[]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?

[]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually
American living in Louisiana?

[]Are you over 20 years old?

[]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
Don't care for either. inb4gay

[z]Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
But I keep my grades up.

[]Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?

[]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.

[]Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
It oddly doesn't work for Chrome for me....

[z]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
Erryday... Yay for my iPad having a long battery life xD

[z]Do you spend hours editing your status?

[z]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?

[z]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?

[]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
No, but it is the best MMO available for the iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.

Grand Total: 12
;P