Noob Stories
 

Post wierd|funny things YOU did as a noob. I spent 10k on hamburgers for fun after weeks of farming. Still have some left.

When I first started the game I used to hide behind afk people using the rat morph, and make them say weird stuff in public chat.

We all did. Anyone who didnt never had a true noobhood.

Add everyone I ever talked to, meaning if I said hi and walked away I added you.

-Resisting urge to use time travel and murder you-

When I was a noob, I thought the darsine was a seasonal item during Halloween 2014 and I asked 4-lom if I should buy the geovore or the darsine,

i used to sell lemonade out of a high quality lemonade stand shield. If anyone has that file, i would absolutely love to upload and use it again.

Hugged a tree in graal city for maybe an entire year, so everytime I was online.
cringeeeeeeeeeeeee

I offered to teach iPanda the invincibility glitch if he taught me the walk on wall glitch.

I thought 4-lom was an Adnim.

I used to claim to people that turkeys drank milk.

I'l make a new one.

My noob story is when I sparred for the first time on my very very first account which has 100 hours max, and it's stats was 5 - 100, I also used to scam for honour points even do I don't use it, I also dressed myself as a girl at 400 hours to seduce men into giving me itunes and gralats.. And nudes.

I use to sell pet shields to babies. Oh what was i thinking smhhh

Around 5(!!!!! What even oh my god I am old) years ago I created a 'code shop' that cost 5 bombs to enter, however -plot twist!- I kicked the player out of the house after they did it. I got banned for it
I also did what Asaiki did, I got men to donate iTunes and gralats to me for RP, they gave it first, I blocked them after that lol. Needless to say, I was quite the con artist.
I uploaded a photo of me when guild photos weren't regulated and asked if I was hot or not.
sigh I'm cringing right now.

Literally the day I started Graal on iClassic which was abouuuuut... 5 years ago, I got married to some random chick who had a very similar player-model as I did.

Back then, I couldn't really tell but I think she was a lot younger than me at the time so that was pretty ****ing weird.

****ing FBI was probably keeping an eye on me this whole time.

And pretty much right after that happened, I quit iClassic and went straight to iEra to begin my cancerous journey through place.

Wow thats sad

I used to dress up as Link and at my wedding everyone shamed me for it lol.

When I first went to pyrite bay I didn't know the pyrites were NPC's because they would say "Stop!" xD So genius me tried talking to the pyrites in public chat thinking they were players, so my response was: "Stop what?" Long story short I tried starting a conversation with them xD...

This second one isn't such a noob story, but I had to leave my iPod to get some food and my pet parrot at the time Echo (His sadly no longer with us...) he hopped on my iPod and managed to get up someones account on graal and send them a message of random letters but because of auto check it ended up saying a lot of random stuff, as soon as I saw him with my iPod he ran off with my iPod and sent the message.... I can't fully remember what it was but I know there was love somewhere in the auto check kayos >~< So because of that I ended up with a stalker who would sent me creepy stuff. I blocked them and it stopped, but the sad thing was the person didn't believe me when I said it was my pet parrot who sent the message XD It sounds pretty unbelievable, but I have had it happen a number of times, I just didn't end up with a stalker. My current parrot Cherry has sent people messages before, it's mainly babble because she is tapping my iPhones keyboard because she likes the sound it makes

I'd go around and "catch" players with the bug net saying I CHOOSE YOU even though that doesn't make sense cause I was catching them not throwing them into battle smh

Omg i rememmmber that

So when I started Graal I had no idea what "Being dirty" was cause I was like 10-11 and very innocent, so someone asked me to dirty RP with them and I said yes. He started saying "*moans*" and I replied with "*pukes with you*" cause I thought by moaning he was puking...

I was never a noob.

i was like 13

I was like 10 I thought this was going to be a great adventure regret thinking that

Use to believe that Balamb was the rest of Graal Classic. It's why I originally deleted it back then. Then I redownloaded it and here I am.

Asked a girl to date me with all default clothes and head, when she said no I put better looking stuff on then should would say 'Actually yes'.. I would turn around and
Be like changed my mind... I felt like a badass 12 years ago

Hi5

The proper response

LMAO.

BEST WAY TO TROLL DIRTY RPERS.

Isn't any sort of rp simply dirty and should be gone?

You never evolved from a squeaker.

GOD DAMN, DJ.

YA JUST CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM BEING ROASTED BY OTHER PEOPLE.

Ikr, im like everybody's punching bag on these forums.

I said this on another thread but when I was like 10 all the cool pros would tell each other compliments like "Gurl ur hawt" or "wow that body is bootiful" and all of them would like hang out with admins on their player account. So one day, I thought it would be cool to be best friends with XOR and we can take over graal. So I only pmed him the word "hawt" believe it or not, I just straight out pmed him "hawt" a few minutes later after I ate dinner I was banned. FUUUUUUUU