How 2 Be An Average Kool Kid.
 

Hello friends, today I will make the most pathetic post of my life. Today I will teach u how 2 be a cool kid.

First Part: Your Status.

You will need to use the standard aerial background, or a colored version.
Like here:
http://i.imgur.com/XPb0cyo.png

After you have chosen your background of choice, you will need to enter your text. Font: None. Size: 1-2. After that you will need to type in a 1-3 sentences. These sentences should be some what edgy. Like "I Can Feel Her Love" or "I left her, now i regret life"

Second Part: Look.

You will need to use one of those original bodies that are intended for "noobs" or a slightly revamped version such as an added sword or a little symbol. The body should either be all black with any color choice of shoes and skin. Another option can just be the standard Black Belt, White Shirt, Red Shoes, and Blue Sleeves. Or.. you can use some V.I.P colors.

Now your body should look like this http://i.imgur.com/bbaapnf.png

Next Step is your head. You will either have to recolor a bandana head, get an anime head, your own head, or get a revamped noob head such as a classic style page 15 head. Your choice.

Third Part: Name.

cngratz you actually read this post or you just skipped to this part but whatever. So you're going to need a 1-4 syllable name and it has to be something catchy like "Mr.Donut" or "Car-lost" Now you will need a good guild. You should join one of those 1-2 word guild name guilds. If you're not cool enough yet you should make your own. Again, make the name catchy. Like your name, the guild name should be edgy, random, or funny. Here are some examples, "BloODz3moZ" "Tree" "Toilet"

Now here's the optional part.

-Put an asterick behind or in front of ur name.
This will obviously show everyone how awsum u r.

-Wear wing hats.
Sparrers only sry

-Wear a 2009 hat
Show that u rule the server with a poorly made hat that's rare.

-Randomly Hug people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Label your self as a 2009-2012 player in your status.

-Show off ur cool items such as..
gst prizes,old juggles,and cool particle effects.

-*bonus edit* Make a humorous status thats calling out people who actually do what this guide says. Example: "No one cares when you played"




and that's about it guys now sit back, relax, and watch me get bashed.

*Kms*

Well guess it's time to kill you

classic noob

now thats some good low-fat maymays

Loled.

I really hope this guide spreads like wildflowers and everyone on Graal really takes this to hard.

Thanks, I always wanted to be cool

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Thanks to your guide now I'm graal famous thanks

I'm now one of the cool people who stand in the bank all day! 1!1!!

he got the all black part right tho

http://i.imgur.com/8pKj0OO.png

those aren't sparrers

all black errywhere

Why black

bit racist

Everyday I look more forward to the sweet release of death.

Eh it will come

As a white male I personally feel attacked that everyone is wearing black

Lol these comments are funny

check your sparring privilege

I'm surprised that pictures like that aren't used to promote the game

@_@

I don't get it

If you didn't have nicknames on, that would have been a way cleaner shot, and could have been used with a title like "Participate in Events" (I know they don't happen all the time, but yeah)

As for the spar one, "Spar other players, spectate matches"

Either way, all of those look better than the current PC loading-screen shots.

tegos love

i thought he liked the spar one because it was full of people. i guess the spar one looks kind of cool tho.

Sorry tl;dr I'm already at the Super Kool Kid.

Sure go with that

Arionas guide to being cool:
Step 1: Delete game
Step 2: Independently go outside
Step 3: Everyone does this and go play a sport

where can I download this new game ur talking about jkjk

Wait that's just a noob with a spar look with a negative sparring stat. o_o

I wear all black cause no colors ever fit. And black fits with everything lol

u first pls

I don't wanna I'm gonna stay a noob 5ever

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the reason everyone does it
Graal doesn't exactly offer robust color options by default

No? It's cuz black makes you move faster in spar. Commen sense cmon thought u knew dis stuff

Noob that's not the only reason or the main reason

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How exactly does wearing black make u faster in spar..

idk man its just genetics or something

ohhh I get it now

Or, just don't be an Eugene (if any of you get that reference, well I'll be damned).

Yes!

Pt.2

http://i.imgur.com/RN7y6kJ.jpg

Edit out the shoulder pads of this head. Then ur all good and rdy to show off u cool gfxness. No offense to red i think i saw a pic of him wit the edit

nah it's actually because LCD monitors have always struggled to show darker colors and so you can exploit the lower pixel -> black input lag of the opponent's screen to gain a few frames of advantage. to combat this i recommend purchasing the ASUS VG248QE Black 24" Gaming Monitor, 144Hz 1ms (GTG) made by gamers for gamers.



incase ppl think im bein srs...im not... u silly person

again tl;dr already cool

echosmith made a song for average people.

I got the ASUS ROG Swift PG278Q - 27, 144Hz 1ms with G-Sync for this very reason, does that mean I'm doing it right?