Hi, I have to write 2 essays about 2 different essays on torture. They essay readings are about 3-4 pages long and are about torture.

The essay has to determine how/if the writer uses language effectively to convey the purpose of the piece.

There is about 4 different essays to chose from, my essay can only be about 1 essay. So if anyone is interested please lmk asap! They both are due tomorrow.

Length should be about 2 pages or less. 5 paragraphs, 1 intro, 3 body or 2 if long, and then a closing. Each paragraph should be about 5 sentences. Also using quotes to show how they use language.

I'm working on 1 of them but I'm going out to dinner all night for my sisters birthday so if anyone can help I'll love you forever.

I will also pay anyone if they want money. Just msg me a price range. I don't have paypal or anything like that but ill gladly give u iTunes or some form of a card that I can give you all the info for.

Or if you want a custom head, hat, etc or gralats in ol west or anything like that just lmk I can do that too. Idk y I wait til last minute D:

If you're happy with a D grade I'm your guy. :D

Literally anything is better than nothing. She lets us redo them for full credit but I just need at least an essay to turn in because my mom will whoop me if I don't turn it in on time lol

Sure. I'll do it for an iPhone 6s and 1 grand of Amazon money.

So it's an essay on an essay? I could try.

I can't tell if being srs or not...

Nanner dis is wot happens when ur too busy making a forum signature with a penguin wearing an afro looking out into the ocean over a cliff

I'd do it doe. $10 of any credit k :D

also wot grade? one time i did this for someone on the albion forums... didn't say he was in the eighth grade and i wrote it so well that his teacher knew he didn't do it... lel

Content wise you wrote a solid 3 paragraphs in this post, I think you can do a second 5 paragraph essay.

Yeah never mind guys. My friend is helping me with it. I'm doing the other one. But thanks for offering to help

An essay on torture?

Luckyyyy.

$20 and I'll have one you don't even need to edit later.

Its come to the point where you ask your pixel friends on the forums for some homework help. o boi.

wouldn't* even need... don't trust fulgore.

Legend says Aguzo spent all night researching to attempt to correct a passing comment.

If we're being technical here, that ellipses is not needed, and "Fulgore" is a proper noun, meaning it should be capitalized. Also you can't seem to form a complete sentence, indicating you may want to research for a while longer on grammar.

See why we shouldn't do this for passing comments?

F for fulgore

A for Aguzo

God damn it.

Should have written an essay about excessive schoolwork (debatably) being mental torture due to the effects of stress on students - teachers love lowkey sass ;)

I'd literally do this at any time but I feel like any HS teacher would be highly suspicious of the writing style and know you didn't do it yourself

Aren't there websites that do just this? Recall seeing one that was 100$ per, but was a guaranteed A or your money back.

hey nanner, i'm actually a pretty good writer; im renowned as a writer at my school as well. if you'd like to see some of my work i'd be glad to show you. PM me and we can talk

Nice capitalization & punctuation, pretty good.

10/10

+rep

I'd totally write an essay for the hell of it if school didn't weigh me down with homework and tests. :(

If you were tasked to write two essays you probably were given more than one night to do them and could of easily completed them your self.

As Thallen said, they will know the writing style is different and be able to tell you did not write one of them. Instead of trying to cheat through it take the 0 and the lesson learned because that is much more valuable than the mark you will get from having a Graalian do it for you.

Colin, Could you do me a favor and write me a college essay? :3

You have another 10 years before you reach that level, no need to rush things!!

we don't even do our homework, why would we do yours?

Adowpt mwe :'(

If you want a B+ to an A grade, count on me

LOOOOL THIS THREAD

Don't judge me. I want the cash.

If you want cash, let me know. I have some spare moneys

Did you just say spare moneys? LOLOLOLOLOL A+ grammer

Slang maaan

Slang is just a colloquialism for colloquialism!

It's all good. Turns out it was due this wednseday(tomorrow), not last.

Four paragraphs with five sentences each? Challenge accepted.

Never has there been as dark a blemish on the history of humankind as that of torture. Going as far back as the 21st century BC, the Sumerian Code of Ur-Nammu details early use of physical mutilation as a method of persuading suspects of crime to confess to the accusations[1]. To this day from the ancient times, the purpose and methods of torture have evolved along with the growth of civilisation and technology. Give or take the past millennia or two, one form of torture has never changed: homework. You may be confused as to what homework has to do with torture, however once the similarities have been laid out, the results may be rather shocking.

Up to the 21st century AD, the assignment of extracurricular work has been a very commonplace practice. Never once has the negative psychological impacts of homework been assessed and evaluated - until now. Going through the many definitions of the word torture, one aspect has been universally recognised: the act of causing physical, or mental pain in order to do something or give information, or as an act of cruelty[2]. To quote the highly regarded Uruguayan journalist Eduardo Galeano, “the purpose of torture is not getting information - it’s spreading fear”[3]. Let us take a look at how homework becomes relevant: by enforcing students to engage in work outside of the classroom, we are restricting the essential out-of-class part of their life and consequently, we are taking away their freedom, both physically and mentally.

You, me, everyone has fallen under this invisible imprisonment of our lives where we slave away against our wills and sacrifice our freedom, would that not count as a form of torture? Down as far low as 30% of parents have been reported to supervise their children while they do their homework[4], out of which as many as 90% enforced some kind of control that involved the removal of distractions such as mobile phones or computers. Never in the history of humankind has the ulterior motives of education been questioned, nor have the issues of oppression of youths in the form of homework be raised. Going between parents, students, and teachers, out-of-class education has always been blindly accepted as the de-facto way of self-education. To this day, 90% of the 1 billion children worldwide have been subjected to the form of torture known as education[5].

Turn-of-the-century generations have awakened to the horrors of capital punishment. Around the world, millions protest against the terrible acts of oppression committed daily against innocent lives. And while we fight against these terrors, we must never forget the hundreds of millions of children who suffer under torture by homework. Desert and abandon the farce of education - for it is but a front for suppression of freedom. You, me, everyone is responsible in ending the global violation of our human rights through the administration of homework.

References:
1. G. Hallevy (2013) “The Right to be Punished: Modern Doctrinal Sentencing”
2. Cambridge Dictionary of Modern English
3. Eduardo Galeano Interview with Amy Goodman (2013), Democracy Now
4. H. Cooper, J. J. Lindsay, B. Nye. Homework in the Home: How Student, Family, and Parenting Style Differences Relate to the Homework Process. Contemporary Educational Psychology 2000:25(4), 464-487
5. UNICEF global statistics, 2014

Ooo I love that one

I guess you can't grasp the basic concept of a joke and/or sarcasm. I hope you realize about 80% of the content on Graalians isn't intended to be literal js.

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Lol what

Roast me some chicken while you're at it <3