NEWSFLASH | GONDOLA THINGY GETS A UPGRADE |NEWSFLASH
 

Engineers have been hard at work upgrading the gondola between Delta island and...castle island? A local resident was asked what this would mean for locals.

"Well the speed upgrade will make travel faster...travelling between the garden shop and my home would take a long time, i am a keen gardener and having an upgrade makes it much easier."

This has also made delays not so much of a problem, due to gondola carts being able to be ran more.

It has been stated they have already started to think about the future of travel, many conspiracists think the Graal Underground stations may well be upgraded. The Gnome Jimmeh McCheesebone, whose dad mysteriously disappeared said

"Well the fort in snowtown disappeared and that is weird i recon it was an inside job and they are going to add a underground station there...we must revolt against this blasphemy! People died when it eroded and fell into the ice! Ask Fireman Jeffrey! Still many bodies are to be uncovered from it."

Our condolences go out to the families of those who died.

Now for the sports news:

CTF has still yet to open after its year or so closure, but in Spar a person got a 2 win streak. In Footba-soccer the York bandicoots beat the Swamptown greens in a tight battle, 2-1.

Weather news up next, over to Chickenana in graal city.

"Expect low lying fog and possible SMOG in graal city after an increase in pollution, ghosts are to be expected as well. Do not forget little kids knocking at your doors, ignore them pls."

Lastly, Club Crypt is to open its doors once again tomorrow, we asked the owner, Bickenboo to give a statement.

"Well it will look the same i think, the admins might put on another crap play like they did ages ago, look out for that one. Be good in later years to make them cringe."

Bye bye.

This is how you report something. First of all, use a bigger font for your headline.
Also, make your headline more eye-catching. Like so

The Gondola Upgrade You Didn't Notice

Look at that, easy on the eyes but also eye catching.

Secondly, take pride in your facts. Take this statement from your article. "Upgrading the gondola between delta island and... Castle island?"

No, not like that. Like this

"Engineers have been hard at work upgrading the gondola between Delta Island and the Castle of Graal"

See the difference? Be proud and confident with your facts. You have potential, kid. You see the headlines before they drop, now you just need to refine your style.

- Former graalporter Areo

Understood graalporter veteran.

But Someguy, what about the elderly? Isn't the gondola cart going to fast? What if they were to fall or get a heart attack? Because last time I checked, graal hospitals are scarce.

The elderly get heart attacks before they get to the gondola, why? Well because of the amount of pkers around they die from heart attacks after seeing their swords.

But what about the hospitals? Who will care for them?

pacman v2

They all die at the scene, the binmen just scoop them up.

So sad... at least they're resting peacefully at deadwood.

Hey maybe then should make a graal news team in classic and he's a reporter

Don't think that would work as we already have a news section :p

That news section is boring

Idk about you but the seeing the little ''The news section has updated!'' thing is the most exciting thing on graal classic as of now.

You're right, they need to put it out in newspaper form in game and have this guy write it!

Eh ya that's exciting but sometimes the news is just boring

Take it you've never read a newspaper...

I also liked the CTF and sports teams subject. I think sports teams would be a cool in graal. How did I not think of that? But tbh, that's are creative idea, using irl applications in graal.

True Gondola Thingy upgrade will be getting rid of it :)

But, the upgrade works great

Wait really your going to remove the gondola thingy. Eh knobs were confused about it and fell into the water and drowned

The new gondola ferries it's passengers at a much faster rate, however if one were to constantly use it, the string holding the transport would be exposed to a lot of friction. This friction would then heat up and eventually create an ember, with both main anchors being comprised of wood, they would certainly catch ablaze, and in short the collapse of the gondola. The nearest structure that would be threatened by this is, the Castle.
The administration is already planning on taking out another tower :0

They can't remove the Castle! Then we'd have a big empty island wth nothing on it...

Make it into building for trading tables!

A hole to fill the emptyness.



O-O

I was happy to see this.

Am I the only one who always used the other method of getting to Delta Island (via water mount) because the gondola thing was so painfully slow?

Pfft, I used to fly by plane.

Well, York, and snow are destroyed, and the castle is screwed...

Sardons is screwed as well...

-PROMANEWS-

The increased use of the railroads in snowtown has been causing vibrations...

"I've made a cave for the lanterns so people will walk! THE LAZY BUMS JUST USE DARSINES! SARDONS IS SCREWED!" -Steafan

These vibrations will cause an avalanche right above the Sardon's tower and thus destroy it...
Please use the goddamn cave