Deez Nuts 2016
 

I can just imagine the news talking about deeznutz winning the election

Got eem.

So this is how democracy dies.

Oh man, that website just reeks of conservatism.

Every other article that isn't about guns is about people pranking Hillary.

Yeah, America's still working on a way to get rid of that smell. Febreze isn't cutting it.

http://aboveaverage.com/racist-garba...-in-gop-polls/

**** meme

yes very dank n ****

no this is not a dank meme. This is a **** very low quality vine meme that everyone knows about.

Yeah I'd take Ghetto's word for it.

He's a distinguished Dank Meme connoisseur and has a masters in Dank Memeoligy (Currently studying for a PhD.)

As far as credibility goes in the Dank Meme field, you can't beat Ghetto.

http://deeznutsforpresident2016.yola...m/Platform.php
This is interesting.

o rly I have a certificate 69 in memoligy, phD in dank memes and im an expert in the art of copy pastarino m8

Take it up with Ghetto.

He seems to be the expert about these sorts of things.

Am I the only person who thinks this campaign isn't half bad?

IF he were a legitimate candidate, I would totally vote for this guy and not Donald Grump.

I think the most disturbing fact is that Deez Nuts is still better than either of the other candidates listed in that poll.

In the most recent Presidential poll, Deez Nutz is holding his own.

I thought the joke part was donald trump. :c

This whole election year is going to be hilarious, honestly.

He's 15 y/o, cant be elected. You should stick with voting Trump.

A 15 year old has better plans for America than some senile millionaire.

Age becomes more irrelevant every day.

oOo so edgy

Oh pls.

Can't tell if you're trolling, or have had too much internet.

Trell.

But forgive me for not liking Ronald Mc. Donald.

I think his delivery is horrendous.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not

Why?

cause trump is a monkey? like I dunno how else to explain this.

I do not think six year old's are adept at being president. You have to reach a certain level of maturity, and that usually comes with age.

Insulting someone is not a sufficient reason for disliking them. So without comparing his maturity to that of a 6-year-old, why do you disapprove of Trump?

He is misogynistic, xenophobic, homophobic, rude, and does not have any political experience. If he had any knowledge about economics and politics, he wouldn't propose that stupid idea of building a wall around America and forcing Mexico to pay for it. Have you even watched the debate?

I am also a supporter of the democratic party, hoping that Bernie Sanders can become the democratic nominee.

Yea but have you seen how hot his wife is?

Makes me wonder what he had to sell for that.

His dirty soul

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/im...8410848133.jpg
>alabama, friday night
>Stadium is packed
>live on fox, cnn, msnbc
>Trump struts to the podium like a badass mother****er
>crowd goes insane
>suddenly, El Chapo himself jumps onto the stage with a chrome desert eagle
>El Chapo holding the gun cocked to the side, empties his clip in trumps direction
>matrix.exe
>Trump reflexively pulls a neo dodges all the shots fired at him
>Recovers his stance
>reaches into the custom sewed concealed holster in his Alexander Amosu $100,000 suit
>brandishes a gold plated american made Colt 1911
>El Chapo, now defenseless, begins shaking onstage, the crowd notices a piss stain as he urinated himself in fear
>camera zooms in glorious 1080p HD
>pointing the gun at his attempted assailant, a small smirk appears on Donalds face
>El Chapo, You're Fired
>BAP BAP BAP
>Trump hits El Chapo in his heart, his left lung and his forehead
>the crowd is speechless for a moment, then in a blink of an eye the crowd begins to cheer so loud the whole world had an earthquake
>women are fainting, men foaming at the mouth
>Trump becomes god emporer of mankind live on stage
>new Trumpire founded
>Term limits removed
>within a decade America has annexed almost the entirety of the Western Hemisphere
>Our impiral Lunar Outpost is already growing its second season of crops
>NASA already prepping for first mars colonization voyage
>kids ask what the 2016 election was like
>mention trump
>a young one asked me "what did mr. Trump do?"
>i look down at him with a tear in my eye
> he made murica great again

trump for God Emperor 2016-

i wish my country wasn't a joke

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