Happy 4th of July
 

I'm posting this a day in advance so that you will all have time to prepare for the most important day of the year. How will you be celebrating, and if you aren't going to be celebrating gtfo.
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Yehhhh Murica.

I'll probably have a party with family and friends, maybe go out to see fireworks.

Or I'll just sit at home playing video games with the lights turned off and the blinds closed.

But it's only the 2nd??????

**** america.

-England

Yea?

This is why you lost the 13 colonies.

I don't know if my mom is planning to do anything this year :(

I am a disappoint

brb celebrating British empire day

England doesn't celebrate independence.

Other countries celebrate independence...

...from England.

GG, same time next year k?

Shaddap ya yanks, I love you really

ENGLAND! ENGLAND!

They should w8 ay

I meant it as in he said he posted it a day in advance but tomorrow which is the next day is only the third not the fourth, so this is two days in advance.

Can't wait for the BBQ and the fireworks

Fireworks and all fires are banned in Alaska :( even the professional shows are banned, since there are currently 212 (and counting) forest fires going on (three that are severe and have consumed a bunch of houses). it is even illegal to sell fireworks, and all grills are banned except propane :( this is going to be the worst, most unamerican weekend ever!

best movie ever.

Time to secede Alaska for terrorism

alaska isn't really even a state, it's just like... ice.

America is just South Canada

Oh yeah? Well Canada is literally North America.

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Oh yeah?

Well your FACE is South Canada.

MUURRRICAAAA, SICK BURNS FOR DAYSS.

lmfao
That would be kewl

From now on ima call everyone south canadian.

Um nohttp://i.imgur.com/bpDoRG2.png

4th of July is on the Womens World Cup final of USA vs Japan

For the love of god and the sake of not hearing the same story for the next 15 years, japan better whoop your ass

England bruh!

On a side note I went to a fast food place and saw a really oily burger. In fact it was so oily America tried to invade it.

haha, amazing joke fellow englishman

more english than american in this thread, looks like we're colonising boys

We better not, if we give up on them they'll just start celebrating it for the rest of eternity.

lmao

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Happy 4th of july

better shut your mouth before we dump your tea again.

Want us to come burn down the White House again?

The white house was like a Phoenix, after being burnt to the ground the labor of strong free Americans built it back up from the ashes, better and stronger as a beacon of freedom and American pride.

Does somebody want an army of NRA activists to meet them at their next birthday?

I think I see some people hinting at that but I'm not sure.

I can hook any of you fine gentlemen up tho.

I'm staying with my family in southern England currently. They're celebrating the Fourth of July, but as the day they finally got rid of America.

If they wanted to get rid of it so bad then why did they fight so hard to keep it? :P
friendly banter

We had to make the yanks feel like they were worth something so they felt the pride to stay the **** away forever

**** ya

hbd!

yes strong free Americans brought us to where we are today.

I think someone is just upset they don't have the world's strongest navy anymore :)

I know the Brits are joking but living in America >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Europe, I've had a taste of both. The only two bad things about the US (for the average person) are its backwards healthcare system and poor job security. If they fixed that the US would easily be a no brainer.

Are you a communist?just asking

happy 4th of july
expecting some more fireworks today

Wooo freedomz lel

Nope, but the average American is not actually a true capitalist either.

Those and the fact privacy doesn't exist in america.

American government literally collects and passes around explicit images of a majority of the citizens, they also invade privacy in a ton of other ways and even use fake cell phone towers to collect data.

America lives on a false sense of freedom, but happy July 4th Americans!!