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For some reason I was under the impression 9 year old's couldn't have good stats.
I was wrong x3
http://i.imgur.com/PpzXHGF.png?1

Negative spar kills? Purchased gralats?

I've seen better. Maybe it was some one just puttin on a baby costume to make the spar folks feel bad or something?

Her kills and bks.
I had it in my head that it was impossible for graal babies & 9 year olds to get over 1000 kills.

Only noobs are impressed by kill counts.

But
http://i.imgur.com/ndds4Ct.gif

I never said I was impressed.
I was just surprised that 9 year olds had enough time to get those kills.

eto gifmaster

A 9 year old probably has more time than a college student for example, so I am not surprised.

Deeply disturbing status.

If im not mistaken thats fancy'53 shes using that look and status as a joke

I wouldn't be sure, I asked her how old she was and she said "im 15"
then I said "I'm 8"
and she said that she was 9.

Also, I've spoken to the other members of her guild and they act 9 too.
Maybe it is a joke, but I'd be surprised.

Her other guild members are like this
http://i.imgur.com/S3mdsOI.png?1
moms credit card confirmed.

remember when you said sparring accomplishes nothing

stats are useless
The more enemies you have the better you are

They buy gralats boost to boost their low self esteem or spam a sword around for days.
im still @ 5k too lazy to pk their are no reasons to pk past 300 other than to get pkers away from you or to start a 1k guild

sarcasm does not float well over the internet :P <3

The other day she pmed me with: "You will never find love." Before I could reply I was blocked. So yeah.

You know that if you catch enough bees, you can get even more than that amount of gralats without paying, right?

how much are bees worth, havent bug catched in ages, i mostly do pyrat these days or farm...

bees... idk they are hard for me. I catch 10x butterflies and mantis while try to catch a bee.

all the 9 yr old at minecraft rn.
they r having a survival competition.
u know herobrine, ender dragon and stuff. lelelelel
'i hav diamond armor, do u?'

I
AM
DEH
1337
PYRAT
KILLER
SUCK
THAT
SUPER
SAYIN
GOKU!

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