How To Get Fired From Delteria in 5 seconds
 

How To Get Fired From A Graal Server in 5 Seconds

Are you Interested in getting fired from your server? Is life as a staff not cut out to what you thought id be? Are your coworkers annoying and you just want a way to escape?

Is the only member on your server who you enjoyed working with and was the only reason why you were working now doesn't have enough time to work on the server as much as you thought he would and is just not the same?

Well I got a product for you!. Its Called Phuq-Lyfe! Phuq-Lyfe is a simple process that can be done within 5 seconds that will make sure you are gone from your server FOR GOOD! in just 1 easy step I guarentee you will go from staff to Phuq IT in no time!

Here's HOW IT WORKS!

Step 1: Say the following in RC "/npcannounce YOLO SWAG all you little emo ass suicidal social degenerates need to hop off my **** stefan can *** my **** all stefan does is take your money and make us do the work ** HIM AND ** YOU DUMB *** KIDS FOR NOT realizing this Play Graal Reborn instead its free. Oh and ** you to warlord you **** ***** peace out!"

The mixture of ******edness and limited grammatical knowledge will guarantee your removal off your server at a proven rate of 100% or your money back if not satisfied with the results

Repeat step one over and over again and hopefully it will work if not dial our customer service number at 515-234-2135 and our staff will help walk you through the steps.

Proof of this method working and is not a scam:

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We accept mastercard, visa, american express, paypal... you know what Phuq IT its on the house ;)

I have an effective way to get fired off a server! I even have experience so pm me!

Will do, do you provide a business contact? @iHOT

aint nobody got TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo dat! man I just give you a 1 on 1 tutorial!

only 100 bucksssssss u first no scam ofc

Very immature...but already told you

This is so funny. This is quality work.

Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

I love your avatar :)

thats no fun...

aint nobody got TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo dat!



Also @iHOT can you got for 50$ man I'm kinda on the broke side :/

forget this lets just go drink our fired butts into oblivion!

word XD

Yea you did. But hell I was gettin fed up with everything.

Something tells me 2014 isn't exactly gonna be a good year for Delteria...

Hell...

Graal in general.

Rufus quitting, Era gone to s***, Delteria staff thinks they are superior, and hoping Zone doesn't turn P2W...Yea 2014 looks awful :/.

damn I didn't even know rufus quit

Ready your asses.

For the coming of the Graal Apocalypse.

Paladin it didn't even work, you need a folder right to announce now.

Can i create a how to get fired in era guide for phuq-it? I already got a 16 steps to get hired as staff

of course you can

haha can I help?

Everyone hide in classic ! XOR WILL PROTECT US FROM THE APOCALYPSE I JUST KNOW IT

Do you really have to go out with a boom like that? FFS just quit instead. Good luck finding a job on any other reputable Graal server after this.

edit: Lmao looks like you didn't even have rights to it, so the message didn't even send. I bet you feel so cool.

Who cares? This whole job system is so lame and overrated. They expect 100% professionalism from volunteers. FFS its just a game.

I was staff once, and I was fired for a reason that I don't completely agree with, but I don't go around starting ****...

OT: I chuckled.

There's a difference between expecting professionalism and expecting commitment. I don't think people should be expected to put in several hours a day to maintain a position, as they do it voluntarily and it isn't their job, but at the same time you shouldn't act like a complete idiot either.

I would not do what Paladin did but I felt my firing was unfair and that I didn't deserve to be so harshly punished. I put in 137 hours on my staff account and then I get stabbed in the back. It just kills me inside.

Damn dude. See instead of getting fired in a way were I was not in the wrong Id rather be fired in a way were I deserve it that way I wouldn't have stress inside YOLO~!

I think I can live with not being hired on any graal server.

lol

Amen

I put in 222 hours on my staff acc yay :'(

I reached the big 1k hours on my staff account yesterday, three cheers for Graal

Killua beat you to it by a long shot :P

And I already "congratulated" you in-game*.

*Congratulated is in quotes because hours aren't too monumental.

wat

So cool.

Graal is pretty terrible.

All this cause he lost the rights to disconnect... Just Saying

http://pastebin.com/P5eTRe01

Valikorlia on its normal player count...

grats :)

how is still on the classic tab...? Have the developers abandoned it?

No no, a few people enjoy it still and developers haven't really

It's staying classic no matter what

Lmao. At the end of the day Paladin still got the win. Lmao, Delteria lost a great, albeit endlessly on his man period developer.

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