Rap Battle Thread
 

Rules: 2 people rap battle
At the time period between their rap battle, noboby's interventions count but tips and smalltalk or whatever are allowed.
Gamemasters will choose 2 people (who volunteer to go)
no more than 50 words per round.
there will be 3 rounds, each person will have a chance to go 1 time per.
NOTHING EXTREMELY VULGAR PLEASE.
This is for fun not for the pleasure of hurting someone.
Take nothing personal
IF needed be overtime may be given.

ALRIGHT, SIGN UP PEEPS, DONT FORGET YOUR RAPPER NAME BROS

Ill do one with the name Smack ma bitch up (aka the best prodigy song)

I wanna I wanna. Me name is... Funky_Ramen... Cuz ramen is delicious

allriight hERE WE GO MODO'S, Ess the real time pimpy tink rhymes coming up ya'll TO my left esss FUNNNKKYYY___RAAMEENN from the PIMPING SWERVING NJ. On my RIGHT issss SMAAAAAACCCKK MAAA BITCHHH UPPPP FROM THE POPULAR HOTSPOT YO THAT HOUSE ON FLOOR. Les GO. Round one starts now

Funky Ramen goes first yall

huh? I dont know what this is but im signing up. my name's M.C. TWIZZLER!!! (the caps, and exclamation at the end are both part of the name)

my story:
i live on 8 mile, detroit, michigan. I worked at a bumper factory making the little bucks. I like to freestyle rap in small clubs or competitions for fun. Slowly, I made my way to the top by practicing and taking negative feedback as motivation. Infinite was my first recorded song that helped me get through the first step to fame and I ended up here, and either I win.. or I lose...

Rap:
Sometimes I eat Chinese food at night.

Rap:
I love pasta sauce... YUM.

UH UH YOURE WHACK YOU WERE BORN IN THE BACK OF A CRACK SHACK YOURE A MISTAKE YOURE WHITER THEN A FROSTED FLAKE.

The frog and the hog sat on a log
The hog was fat. The frog was flat,
after the hog sat on the frog.
Dig it.

my turn.. aight give it up for.. M.C. TWIZZLER!!!
koolaid, you rap worst than lil wayne eating band aids
Maybe you should take that ugly mask off, its past halloween
oh wait, thats your face, and right now, you're probably higher than charlie sheen
Put your mic back in your purse and hit the deck as I spit a spectacular verse
When I rap I hear applause, when you rap you suck as bad as wayne and nicki minaj
yo im out.

I like koolaid's... am I high?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1195650AAYYQIu nice man

anyhoo
youre a ****ing joke youre gonna need some hope and im watching your mom 69ing the pope. ill ****ing knock you out with bruce lee kicks, quit watching gay movies like chick flicks, *** youre so poor you cant afford a condom you have to use a plastic bag

duck that man-i made those up xD jk im not a good rapper

M.C. TWIZZLER!!!
yo.. yo.. yo here we go now!
yo koolaid, you probably got hired to be a maid
because you dont have enough skill to match up to my game
I feel like im about to go insane
Im getting too much attention with all of this fame
there's so much money it's about to rain
your raps are lame
you sing about lollipops and candy canes
word.

WOW YOU ****ING BURNED ME SO BAD **** YOU IN THE ASSHOLE I AM NOT A MAID, YOU CANT GET LAID, I CAN GET PAID, YOU CHAP **** QUIT THINKING YOU CAN TWIST A BLUNT.

Who are you to talk to me like that? You're just water mixed with sugar and rats
who knows? you might even eat cats.
because im the dominant species in this world, but you're like a mat
way down at the bottom while shooting up crack.
http://tobattleblog.com/wp-content/u.../03/porich.gif

youre a bitch i killed yr gf cus shes a snitch oh **** yeah

wow

much thug

very hip hop

so hoodie

such intimidashun

u r dead

wow such not doge

one does not simply mix doge with sweg

"Im not a Rapper"

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
here we go now!
why you being a little hater? you're sending a route
of hate, changin the fate
of these lil dudes who practice rapping at late
so why dont you stick your snout
up your own ass, and give us a shout.
yo im M.C. TWIZZLER!!! peace, im out.

Yo I took a jump,
there was a big lump,
so I started to hump,


dogs like the letter "#5."


amidoinitright?

Chinese. Fudd.

youre a ****ing loser, im not a hater but im a spectator
you wont even take a hit your so ****ing fat your moms skinny jeans wont even fit. OHHHH SUCH SWEG

Spectator? You don't watch, you just sit in the background and wack your crotch. guess who my mom got those jeans from? YOUR VERY OWN LEGS! NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLOCK, BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A WHILE BEFORE YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME! TICK FKING TOCK!

Mmm trying to decide if joining this thread is worth the humiliation
Of busting out dictation and laying out my creation
Breaking in my invitation and out lasting your duration

Uh ye they call me the breeze cause my lyrics fly free while yours are debris
Spreading disease
Bich please I flow with ease
While your words slip up like grease

I win suckers.

Chenise fuud tasts guud.
Do I win?

Yes.

your a horse banging ***** *****ity ***** youre a ****ing fatass you cant even plank, i dont ****. i dont need too unlike you, your guns go pew pew. word

Your swearin like sailor but duller than a jailer
Yours rhymes are just a failure like ya fell right off the trailer

You make less sense then a riddle you lost me by the middle
Yet I don't care a little you should just take up the fiddle.

Hah this word rapping is silly
Why?
We all know you use a dictionary
Cause your to slow to stop my Perry
Take a shot of clarity
Your so bad that it's a rarity

Real talk, this doesn't actually reflect any rapping ability, I don't even like rap. All it takes is enough boredom to post on this thread and a small amount of creativity.

Your mums fat, that's that!

You might have a little trick
But it makes you a prick
You cant rap at all
If you try you fall
You come out of nowhere and say you got swag
But all i see is a little ***
Now go home and tell your mom what i said
Cause youll see her and i doing it in bed

#myfirstrhyme

step to the rear and cheer
because the titan is here

None of yous got the looks nor the style,
When I spanked your mommas, they just took it and smiled!
your mother is a horse but i still went back for more


my head is up north, your **** is down south, soon its all over going to be in your mothers mouth
so cut your *** before i break your hips because Titan is here to give you all a whip

I want to be that guy that screams OOOOOOOOOHHHH DAYUUMMMMMMMMMM after every rap.



OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH DAAAAAAYYYYUUUMMMMM

Look at you little shts
Thinking you can take me out
But I'm the king and you're nothing but a lout
I'll stomp on yo face
Make you a disgrace
You fail you fool
You think you can take me out?
Well I'm the king an you're the lout


(Fail)

One two three I am pretty.
Four five six I can do some tricks.
Seven eight nine I am so fine.

Spot the noobs and take them out

It’s not that I want 2, it’s that I have 2

Watch your back graalians

Cause GOATie might drop/slap/blast you

Dam I'm on the kill list D:

At least I'm not number one on it :3

GOAT PLS DON'T KILL MEH ILL DO ANEHTHING *cries*

:love:I’m a lover not a fighter:love:


Lol fook good one +rep

You hated me the most tho

roses are blue,
violets are red,
this rap makes no sense,
toaster.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH DDAAAYYYUUUMMM

Mine touches on political and social issues.

Bro you more crabby than my mom on her period.