lies or coverups that you've told on graal
 

someone asked me to marry them and they wouldn't stop so i told them i was a two year old in a tribe that eats human children. They stopped after that so ive used it quite alot of times since then. At easter i stole someones egg by accident and i told them id give it back when i stopped 'lagging' i then dressed up as a guy and ran away.
What lies or cover ups have you told/ done on graal?

Well some of us just click the home button and go outside for a bit...

lol, im not that clever

I told Callimuc it was his baby >.>

i pretend to be a good level maker

lol i faked being banned for a week

This kid I was babysitting, he wanted to play a game so I unidentified and let him play, I told him all the other people aren't real. Then he started to tell me, "Look I'm hugging them!"

Lol!

i pretend i love everyone.

Sometimes before I go to bed after I announced on chat that I was leaving I stay for another 10 minutes to see how many goodbyes I get. Not sure if that counts, and I'm pretty sure plenty of you have done the same thing lol.

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I told my friend I didn't know Heart's email and password. I did.

Back when I was 14 I used to pretend that I was one year older 'round these parts.

Does that mean you don't love me mr Simons D: you never loved me did you... It was all a stupid lie, a waste of time. To think we had something special *snivel*

Sometimes I tell them I'm going afk then I go play in my gh

Lmao same.

Hi5

I have lied about having a cold multiple times on graal to just get away from stuff or get some get well soon pm's.

I my my character a girl when I was quitting. But just before I quit, I guy asked to marry me lol. I went through with it and then quit graal for a while. I came back and found out he divorced me without even a goodbye! :(

Lol I used to dress as a girl to see how many 'Weil u marey mi pl0x?' I could get and I married a couple of them, then changed back >:P

I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD

AND THEN I REMEMBERED I PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS I PLAYED GRAAL

RIGHT

I got someone to repeatedly press alt+F4 while they were playing on Facebook. I told them it would decrease the lag.

At least you admit your faults.

As for the topic, I can't think anything off the top of my head atm, I'll edit later to give an anecdote.

in era while waiting for events at E.H. ...

omg double clikkk home button for a free ec

Nobody falls for this bull****.

Once there were 3 noobs in gc being all like "im so bord admins are so lazy y cant tey host event?" So I put on the admin head, changed my name to Siobhy, hid in one of the horse stables and said in gc "Hello everyone! I will be hosting Hide and Seek for the hat I'm wearing! The first three to find me and say 'found' win! If you already have the hat you cannot win! No hints!" All the noobs that were begging for events were spamming "Where?" A few minutes later I announced that I had been found and hosted two more fake rounds. During the third round one of them found out that it was me, but seeing them frantically search for me was priceless.

I made a real nooby ventrue #1 shield and put gambits name on it.
ventrue-shield-by-gambitanddeathdrakul-muahaha-iwinnoobs

I've come to realize that 90% of sparrers are too stupid to know when they are lagging or when the server is lagging, so when either experiences a lag spike I apologize for "my" lag as a way to constantly mock how little their brains are.

massive respect

i reported someone for flawing me in spar

I tell people that I don't have recruiting powers. Which is partially true when the gang is full.
I lie about how many event coins I have.
I tell random people that I don't speak English, or no hablo ingles.
I say I remember someone when I don't.
I agree to be someone's friend when we just met and I'll never pm them or talk to them again.

Am I a bad person?

Ok so, I have character slots on iEra. I make two character slots, a naked black guy and a 'pretty' blonde girl. I get a unsuspecting kid to marry me as the blonde girl. When we're on the little stand getting married, after the kid says yes, I quickly switch to the black guy and also hit yes. Then, I scam them by saying "I'll pay for the divorce". Fifty-Five thousand gralats later, I bought myself a m4.

I've lied to street and got a free scary face.

I go on classic and report staff members for hacking.

I once got invisible somehow from lagging on Zone. I. Then walked around and trolled some new players saying I was an admin.

same

Why not another one

I used to bot daily

I had changed my name to Fishes or something. I was on the Soul Of Ninjas and so I took their ally's tower (Siege Warfare). After that, they attacked SoN, but failed and spammed Kate about the whole thing. I changed my name and look back to this and they asked me if I did it and I was like no I went to the bathroom. I was hearing the guild chat conversation tho of both sides and they were mad lol. Best day of towers ever lol

I made an account that has everyone on my block list and added that account to my guild. Then I told all the guild members to message the fake account and if the account blocked you, you'd be kicked. At the end, everyone was kicked. 030 I have yet to cover it up yet.



I have another long story that I did covered up:

Some guy keeps on sending me pms about sparring and I kept on saying I'm too sick.

You know I thought we had something special!

*takes picture of all of these*
Blackmail.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.