RIP ThisWorld 4,499,997,088-2012
 

I'm making this thread to mourn the upcoming death that will hit us all close to home. Literally. On December 21st of this year, the Earth will tragically die after a long and full life. Rather than crying, we should take this opportunity to remember all the good times we had with Earth. Evolution. The dawn of man. The first airplane. And so on. So this December 21st, we can be prepared for its passing, and give it the send off it deserves. I propose we all gather around the core and sing "Kumbaya" in its final hours. Tell all your friends, we need as many people as we can to make a ring all the way around the fiery heart of Earth.

Thank you, and good night.

-Froggy

The core is very hot, what kind of clothing should I take? And a water bottle?

Something fancy, this will be a formal event. We come to pay our respects to the dead and the gone, m8

I have a nice sport-coat I haven't worn in a while. Will there be hors d'oeuvres?

Only if you're bringing. And you'll have to bring enough to share with all the other 7 billion people, and any woodland creatures and such that come to pay their respects. They did in Bambi with the deer's mom, so they'll probably do it here too

I just want to see Bambi get hit by a bus while millions of little kids cry.

I take back what I said, if you come to the remembrance party we're throwing you in the core

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Oh ****, the illuminati are striking! Micheal Jackson predicted this before he was mansassined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

...the hell did I just watch? Quit trying to derail this solemn thread, asshat

We should build those big ark things that they used in 2012 the movie. Then we'd be safe.

No cause the Earth's not gonna flood it's gonna die. That's why we're having a funeral procession for it. Why would we need arks? 2012 the movie is a liar, trying to make money off the death of a close friend to all of us.

Lol wasn't the 21st just when the Mayans stopped the calander. This end of the world stuff is bull**** we'll just continue the calander.

Are you seriously this thread is sarcasm?
I wonder why this would happen at the century we're alive in and didn't happen to our grand parents.
If this happen, I'm happy about it, the humans got a good run right? (not because I might not get a nice result at my last years exam)

World isn't dying cause of the it's dying cause it has cancer and AIDS and TB from all those oil riggers probably. Have you ever seen the South Park where the dark lord Cthulthu and his minions are summoned by oil riggers drilling in unholy locations? It's kinda like that

I'm completely seriously. It's not happening to our grandparents because that's in the past and it can't happen in the past because we know that it didn't happen in the past due to our history textbooks. If it did it'd probably break the time space continuum or something.

Earth itself is not a single organism nor is it a star, it cannot die.

Try telling it that when it's dead. Also batteries can die, but are they stars or organisms? No. And battery materials come from the Earth

Think about it an advanced civilization which suddenly disappeared...

Argument invalid. Stars are not alive. They are composed of flamable gases that are constantly burning until they collapse and explode. To be considered alive it must be composed of one or more cell.

You know whatd be awesome? If the apocalypse made earth into the adventure time world, which if you scrubs research, adventure time takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, 3,000 years after a huge nuclear war mutated human beings into candy people and such. Im legit, link to the wiki below.

http://http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Adventure_Time_with_Finn_and_Jake_Wiki

They may not be "alive" but they can die

How do you think adventure time happened? It's not a cartoon, it's a prophecy. Just watched one where this scientist from our time found a crown that made him immortal but made him go insane, and as he videotaped himself you could see the world go into nuclear winter through the window next to him as it timeskipped

Cant tell if serious...

They can "burn out", but it can't really die unless it was alive first.

What if we find out aliens built a space station on the moon and are going to fire a giant laser to blow up the earth? Wheres your star wars now, huh?

I am your father...

They should get a new calendar. They're only like $3

What I am buying in a few days :P
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_will_survive..._804gs_512.jpg

Or it's the start if world pandemic, zombies everywhere. The Umbrella Corporation built a computer intelligence program or simply a homicidal bitch who made the workers zombie, and released by Umbrella's stupid scientists which started the world pandemic.

READ NASA: WILL 2012 HAPPEN


BOOM

2008: OMFG THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012!
2010:omg the world is ending in 2012.
2011:Oh yeah the world is supposed to end in a year.
2012:Can't wait for winter break!

Actually

2008: THE WORLD IS GONNA END
2009: MOMMY WHAT WILL WE DO
2010: I FOUND OUT THE CALENDER ENDS THAT DAY :'(
2011: WERE ALL GONNA DIE
2012: theres noway its happening -_-

they didn't just suddenly disappear.

Thread made my day.

Just to let you all know, the Mayans believed there was a corn god.
You're trusting the people who thought there was a corn god..
Hope you have a successful life.

Our President believes in a God, should we trust him?

Their main staple food was maize. They relied on corn a lot of the time. It was something that gave life to them, and it makes sense to worship something like that. Royals and noblemen's parents actually attached planks to the sides of their childrens heads when they were babies to give them a corn-like look. They also hung beads on a girls forehead to train them to be cross eyed, as that was a sign of beauty.

It's no different to how their was an ancient Greek god of hygiene, or death, or love. They're just gods for parts of life.

More fun facts: Ancient romans used crushed beetles on their faces, geishas used bird poo for their skin, ancient greeks used arsenic to make their hair blonde, and people used to use crocodile fat to get rid of wrinkles.

I can provide snacks, I think I will only really need enough for about 6 billion though as around 1 billion are african and don't eat things anyway.

our society isn't based on gods

I dunno, there is quite a population that thinks it is...

Because everyone else has too much of a life to care.

no, there's a lot of people that believe in them. Our society is still based on politics and the Internet.

Or do they bring religion more into politics in America? I know it's a lot more common to be religious.

Ever heard of Islam?

Religion brught up society, its been causing wars for centuries, itll be this worlds indoing. If the universe doesnt destroy us, then a giant war between religions will.

"Brace yourselves, those for whom religion equals war. The majority of all wars (44/73 or 60 percent) had no religious motivation whatsoever — a zero rating. Only three wars — the Arab conquests of 632-732, the much ballyhooed Crusades, and the Reformation Wars of the 16th and 17th centuries – earned a 5, and were thus considered to be truly religious wars. Only seven wars earned a rating of 3 or more — less than 10 percent. Thus, the vast majority of all wars involved either no religious motivation or only a modest one. The authors concluded by noting that “there have been few genuinely religious wars in the last 100 years. The Israel/Arab wars were wars of nationalism and liberation of territory” (p. 16)."
Source: http://genealogyreligion.net/religio...nd-nationalism

What concerns me is not whether it starts wars, wars are inevitable and will happen with or without the presence of religion. I just worry about religion leaking into politics, as it currently it. .-.