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Tips on leading a tower guild
Okay so often people would ask me "what's the trick to leading a guild?", which btw is very flattering because there are far more better tower leaders than me. However, I'm going to put down the order of steps which I take to prepare a tower guild.
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Lanky ftw. can i be viezer pls
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In shorter terms make friends ingame who have an interest on getting towers then get towers :3
But yh +Rep for writing aload... |
Powers and »°| pls. Anyway, nice guide bro.
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I'm still on step 1.
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Leading a gang on era or a guild on classic comes down to one thing.....time.
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> Recruit a ****load of people who know how to hit the sword button at all hours of the day.
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Rename to "how to hat chase on classic"
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NOOBCRUIT NOOBCRUIT NOOBCRUIT.
That is all. |
Unfortunately this guide is true.
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This is the secret on how to hat chase
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Don't forget to chat block the door and buy 10k of burgers whenever your health gets low.
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Don't forget to wallhack either.
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You guys are all dicks, this is an extremely accurate and informative guide, I only disagree with #4 and #6.
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I am not going to lie but this is true.
but again didn't you make your guild 40k kills+ only and I told you that was a stupid idea. But yeah it is a bitch to run a tower guild have to pick everything right and keep your head up and going. With step one you really have to get out of your shell and talk to your members in the guild you are in. The more they like you the more they will help you when you need it. I started in Cruxis and I still have Ex members of Cruxis help me when I need it with CxE. But lanky great guide, I always got asked the same question but I tried to give some pointers for it. I will have this guide in my status on graal. |
Woe, wasn't i doin it wrong
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11. make a $uper-k00l hat and post it as guild pic before you even have 100hours. People will rush in like "my hat brings all the noobs to the yard" and youll never run low on recruits. the world runs on money; graal runs on hats. TRUE STORY
12. Feel free to switch tags and spam another tower guild's chat while your member are holding your tower. All the pr0 guild leaders do this. 13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!" |
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Yes Santa the 40k pks idea was pretty stupid, but thats just a lesson i learned aha. Thanks for the advertising of the guide too! |
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14. after getting your $uper-K00l 1k hatz, dump the guild to a noob account, then create a new guild with a kickass 4nl3u-pr0 name.
15. repeat. and get another $uper-K00l 4n12u pR0 hat!!!1!!1 |
Michael you're in Rebellious right?
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Read his signature.
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gjgj 2pts
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what is a good way to get people to join a guild?
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16. Instead of saying hello to your guild or messaging just to be social like a regular person, spam "." every 5 seconds on guild chat to see who's on. If there is a number lower than 10, start raging and call everyone a lazy AFKer or useless member. Yes, even little Ringo the kid with 2 hours who follows your guild tower to tower and always spams you for a tag.
17. If your guild is unable to retrieve a tower just lost, immediately type: "WTF NOOBS! UR SO USELESS I TOLD U 2 GET IT BACK #%*! #^*%#!!!!!! E=MC2!!!!!¡$&@8^*#^! STOP AFKING AND GET ANOTHER ONE!" in the guild chat. |
18.Spam guild chat with the same message "Down or kick."
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19. take screen shots of you taking MoD by yourself and post as guild pic. "LOOK GUIZ!!! WE R TOW3R GU1LD!!!!!!(!;&"
20. take screen shots of map when your guild has TWO towers and post as guild pic. OOOOHHHH looks who pr0 now! double the towerz! double the hourz! double the $uper-4n13U-pR0z!! |
ummm my guild is new we havent even tried taking over a tower yet
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22. reperatedly mention 'the aht will be givn ayt 1000 hrss'
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22. in your guild news, post guild requirements such as "must have lantern" "must have 50BKs" "must have 62721PKz or more to join" "only recruiting 2-1 spar ratios" when not even half your guild meets your requirements. 23. at 900hrs, tell noobs they can still "earn" your $up3r-K00l-4n13U-pR0 hat if they join. easy recruiting. but when you distribute your $up3r-k00l-4n13U-pR0 hat, only give it to your friends who didnt help at all |
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20-something. Add guilds as allies then attack them
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372. have a few members dress up as noobs and ask to be recruited by the guild that owns Sardons. Then you and your buddies pretend to afk dead in flagroom. when no ones lookin switch tags together n steal the flag. <~ true story; did that once |
73838. Steal a tower with your guild wearing orange. Just orange...
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ally....everyone
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473732. have your whole guild sword spam a door that way anyone who comes through will be at 2.5 before they can even hit the flag
47372(3. when youre really really bored, have the whole guild pull out their maps atthe same time. dont worry, your flag will only be at 200/250 when you close your map. |
Becca what's your "new" in game name. Or guild name I would like to join your guild and "HELP"
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