It already is! Majority of the surface is covered in, you know, saltwater :P

You could buy a tank for not that much money and drive with it on public streets

I had a rhino in my pocket just last night. You got a problem with it?

You could have been alive for twice as long as others but people will still you a noob.

I'd be sad. There would be no humpty hump dance................

75% of the population will be teens with the random talking baby that's ******ed

FTFY

On every street corner, there would be someone with a minigun

A pogo stick cost more than a house

Ok let's face it, I mean what doesn't cost more than a house on this game?

A burger.

GG.

Feed your horse bombs without PETA complaining.

Mid-conversation with someone, you'll disappear and reappear on a chair in a cloud for "idling for too long."

We would be inside each other.