Sarah basically said that every guild but 7ives and ULTRA(which has no points since you guys didn't GS yet) boosted, what makes no sense at all.

I really don't care what you think makes sense or not lol, feel free to interprete things however you'd like to

I never said all people posting here VPN? But at least one player does, and we don't need to mention his name since we all know who I'm talking about. (Saeed, Jimbo)

Can we not argue on GST prediction thread?

you must be new here

mixed:
1. ULTRA
2. chief
3. Sith

Idev:
1. Sith
2. 7ives
3. Profound, or maybe Male... last pick is more difficult.

Finally a prediction

isn't a gst thread without me so here we go. while this post may seem like a joke, i do expect all of these to come true.

predictions:

both sides:
-at least 5 delusional statuses about gst being unfair
-all of dot freaking out since they all take the game too seriously despite not being good players
-gst will be broadcasted on a stream full of very awkward personalities, watch at your own risk
-there will not be a graal tattoo after this one
-at least 3 pages full of excuses unless a results thread is made

mixed:
-at least 1 lowkey speedhacker on whatever team wins but we're pretty trash at patrolling that field on this game
-gteam gets bodied by the first legitimate team they play
-primetime's team loses

idevice:
-at least 5 people blaming other people for their loss
-at least 5 forum posts or statuses including either "ahhhh" "XD" or "perhap" from the most cringeworthy players on the game
-post-gst psychotic post from dark no matter what the outcome is
-winning team will have at least 2 foreign (not north america) players as core

bonus round:
-i will enter and embarass myself after pretending i don't care

perhap most true thing ever XD

:belt (x10)

nufsaid

delicious

I can 100% deny that claim that we recurit every legitimate sparrer. We want points if we have 7 it's usually to double queue so we accumulate points faster, and if you even watch the people we gs there are still teams of 5 legitimate sparrers against us, addition to that we don't even recurit players inside to gs rooms we ask people who we are friends with so saying "you recurit people so other people don't make a team" is ******ed. We have sparred teams of 5 even on alt tags we did with (im just too nice) which had 4/5 of azteca cores gsing us for at least 20 spars and your buddy jimbo was sparring with them so don't deny it.

So your saying how dare I accuse guilds of boosting while I recurit 7 members to double queue in spars so I get points faster???
I'm not gonna bother with the "Scooby was joking" we all know you saeed, your entire forum exsistance has been to defend them so arguing with you about that is a waste of time .

iDev:
1. 7ives.
2. Sith: 7ives 4v5ed them twice in two seperate series, enough said. 10-4, 12-4 & 16-4...
3. USG: Below average individual sparrers, as a team the tornado spam - c spar tactic appears to work. 7ives is 3:1 on them at least. Could see them beating Sith if whoever that Alex guy is spars.
4. Profound: No VIS member has won in almost 2 years so... GL??!

Mixed:
1. ULTRA
2. Chief
3. GTEAM or Sith

i am not participating because im bad that is all.

edit: im counting on a self loathing and delusional forum post from dark about a guild he get bodied by...perhap

Did one of these at the start of the month but I'll do a more relevant one now:

1. ULTRA: 4 of the top 5 Mixed GSers, good attitudes and years of teamwork experience, only way of losing would be by major choke
2. Chief: Has a few players that are individually better than people on other teams and most have sparred together for a while
3. Sith: Probably better than GTEAM, I don't think they know who their best 5 is though

1. 7ives: Better individually than other teams and all spar with a similar style, 5 people capable of going positive each spar
2. No1: Will do well if they use their best 5, Deus is very good and underrated, have a good mix of defensive and offensive sparrers like the original Alumni iDevice team
3. Profound: Not sure who their core is, probably need to take the lead early on in matches because with all offensive sparrers it'll be annoying trying to come back against defensive players

dark i hope you know, we weren't even sparring our core today.

USG won't even passed the 2nd round if they getting 5-0 against every series

When dark takes the game too seriously and all you wanna do is have fun.

Had one bad day cuz i didn't wanna gs, nice 1. But I forgot you aren't allowed a bad day so I guess ill just give up hope now. Whatever will I do.

dark is delusional :thinking:

The first series yourself, Memo, Hmonge, Inco and Den sparred. We only had 3/7 today, you had 4/7. Didn't say that Sith's core sparred today.

iDev:
1. Male.
2. 7ives: lost to Male in a series (core vs core)
3. Sith: Lost to 7ives 4-10 (core vs core, including Sith losing a 4v5, 7ives only lost towards the end) and 4-12 the following day. 16-4 today, including another 4v5 W for 7ives. Could see them beating 7ives if whoever that Dark guy is spars.
4.Profound: Lost to 7ives 1-10 in a series.

Mixed
1. Northern Sign: Rekt SLX 3-2 cuz we didnt try the 2 times we lost to SLX
2. SLX: Obviously cuz of the explanation above
3. ULTRA: Cuz why not eh?
4. Chief: Cuz hercules will looseeee to ULTRA

Idevice
1. Matrix: Ruby 1v5 against some pro guild
2. 7ives: Sarah, dark and whoever in that guild get rekt
3. GRAAL GIRLS ROYALTY AND FAMILY: Remember, royalty is key, and so is family

i figure u compet perhap

Profound is a group of the most austistic habitual gs ruiners

it's less surprising when you realize who's in that guild

it's even funnier that they do it on "secret alts xdd" as if everyone doesn't know they're the only losers that would waste time doing that

i wasnt at the recent series but they arent secret accts lol dante and queen sarah were doing it with us earlier today as well

your need for graal male attention has been noted, weirdo

they weren't ruining practice sessions between people they were just sparring in the arena

I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it’s my last but we’re talking about practice man.

More like dominant gser that you cant handle xdd

I don't know what's going through his head over there.. Like his family and his friends watching him play, I don't know how you cheer for a guy like that. It just doesn't make sense how he plays the game. I'm just trying to go out there and guild spar, and it sucks when you've got to pull a stick out of your groin every shift.

crime: "hey friends all over the age of 19 let's role play as an nba team and go ruin guild spars"

fro: "who has a basketball shield?"

-profound guild chat

let us know when ur next series is ill be there this time

I think VIS/Profound roleplaying as pirates surpasses the level of cringe displayed by those military guilds

its almost (not quite) on sith-armor tier

feels annoying huh just like how u all mass report us every gst or obsessively find ways to try and get us banned -- i thought we werent competition so why bother

take a step back and think about how f***ing stupid you look for taking graal so serious especially dark w his lame ass insults he leeched off comyt and thinks he's clever or some s**t

and idk why you're so obsessed with what Profound does, sorry our entertainment happens to be you idiots lol

yeah, don't flatter yourself dude.. You and your band of weird, hyper-obsessive misfits get yourselves banned all on your own. Nobody cares about you that much, which is why it's sad and hilarious at the same time that you crave so much male graal attention..

doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out that there's a correlation between doing extremely childish 4th grader just diagnosed with ADHD type stuff and getting banned

*this is where I would post the video of VIS getting beaten by vDragz joke team Dark threw together last minute if James didn't wipe his YouTube shrine dedicated to Alumni wins clean*

Random question?
 

How do you gst pros get so good at sparring?
I'm terrible at it and I'd like some tips plz :3

idk what male graal attention means but ur idevs have a strange obsession for the guild (male).

idc if no one cares about us because your idevs and thallen do. when ur idevs tried to rec kicko to 7ives he found chatlogs of you guys worriedly trying to get in contact with admins in order to get us disqualified in the alumni discord--if thats not hyper-obsessive then idk what is. u can ask alexx about that incident he can clear that up for u.

and idk why u bring up age when ur all older than us and probably twice the age of our mild autism member rebel and feel the need to actually practice for a video game lol

ps i'll be at ur next series so if u dont want us there id start brainstorming new ideas to get us banned

log more hours on graal than you do at work and you'll get pro. just ask any of the pc sparrers up there

Your strange obsession with peoples lives outside of the game has been noted, guys. But if we're the "super losers" for having fun on a game, then what does it make people like you that play solely to ruin other peoples experiences on the game because you've lost one too many times..?

"I'll be on day and night praying that you log on for a series so that I can ruin it"

cool, man

enjoy yourself

you wonder why people would just rather have you banned so they don't have to deal with your autism

Lol
 

maybe if you logged as many hours at work like you do graal you wouldn't be broke Lol.

im just having fun bro :-(

I'd like to bet that I have less logged hours than both of you, by the way.
(not that it matters at all- I just find this topic funny)

it doesnt matter cuz ive won more GSTS

classic VIS deflection that is also a lie
I guess that settles that

Have fun foaming at the mouth every time you see me online hurrying to get to a gs arena to see if I'm there or not

of course i have more hours (i have 5k) its because im better than you and have been playing graal since it started which is why i have more gst belts

hey david lol instead of punching ur monitor over us maybe go out and build a career and move out of ur moms basement u headass

no david lol, i can list 100 people i'd rush to see before you
1. sarah
2. thallen
3. fro
4. ryan
5. lia
6. sugar
7. juan
8. brett
9. doublelift
10. nathan
11. nattie
12. jame205
13. demrow
14. crime
15. jose
16. kouji
17. 7mood
18. hasheen
19. dante
20. carly
21. mish
22. mia
23. nelly
24. roxas
25. dues
26. agogo
27. Alexx
28. ttt
29. cally
30. mk
31. shiden

the list go on budy lol

i would enter in the mixed gst but david's team doesnt really look too difficult so ill stick to the idevice side and lose round 1 by rushing

Yes, I'll mass report the same people I beat with Nattie, Sour (1000-1000 spars?), kawu (hasn't been active in 3 years) and alex83 (inactive forever)

i wasnt talking about u dark i never even mentioned u. when i said alumni idevice i dont consider that u lol

what alt acc is darklightmaster? ik u guys have 20 alts in game but bringing the meta to the forums damn

Dark youre still 1-0 against Nathan shut up lol