Graal, the game where your able to ride on a star. A FREAKING STAR. HOW ARE YOU NOT BRUNT TO A CRISP?

Well I think that goes for most games.. I mean..

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140810231906

Where do you think Link puts that thing? (Along with all the other things he has)

graal - where its okay to ignore the police

Don't people do that irl?

Where there is almost 40 people in mixed room, and only 3 join queue.

Graal- where hats cost more than a house

Seems okay

Graal, where it takes 5 minutes to walk across the entire world.

Graal - where people morphing into other creatures is normal

Graal- Where blowing things up with bombs is normal

wat do you mean its not normal

Graal - where XX_SN1IP3RN1NJ4_XX insists on being your friend every other hour

Graal where peoples are named XX_SN1IP3RNINJ4_XX

graal - where having a discussion is difficult due to stupidity

graal where u complain about how boring graal is and still play

u guys r ****ing stupid ur supposed to list things that you couldn't really find anywhere else but graal, not **** like "graal where u step on koopa and it dieds"

l2p noobs

Graal - where Crono gets salty when people try to contribute to a fun thread

there you go!!

Graal, where professionally designed gameplay is considered bad for business

antago, your signature is the most edgiest ****

Wouldn't the Lord water bearer of the coming Age of Aquarius be found dabbling with the Holy Graal?

Wouldn't the lord booty bearer of the coming Age of Ass be found dabbling with the Holy Meat??

Graal- The only game that is a exact replica of high school drama but instead filled with gaming.

Where did you get such clever wit?

Classic - Where there isn't a vacuum to clean up all the dust

Graal, the game where you ride clouds and get pogo sticks a bouncy balls from crabs

Graal, the game where you commit "crimes", all you get is a warning or a ban

Graal, the game that keeps getting worse, but more and more people still play it year after year.

Graal - the game where more rules are created each day - OH WAIT A MINUTE

Graal; the only game where Stefane buys a game off Stefan

Today we see the rare graal baby, prancing through the JayPee Daycare Center. This individual is very dangerous, as adopting it may cause high waves of stress.

Graal Classic. Where you try to fix a railroad from disappearing and it decides to just GTFO instead.

http://i.imgur.com/wmIWV6G.gif

Just so you're wondering, there is absolutely no reason for this to normally happen. I simply deleted the old rail and placed a new one and it decided to just inherit the script of another NPC. This is why fixing bugs on Graal is never as easy as people think it is. **** like this shouldn't happen. I did lose it after seeing this happen.

HOLY CRAP

Graal classic, Where 3 snowballs happens to be able to make an entire snowman

Earlier it did this:
http://i.imgur.com/SLA9FU6.png

my boi unix is trolling u again xDDDD

Graal-the game that makes you question yourself with "Why does this game exist...why do I play it...?"

Graal... Oh Graal...

The game that uses its players to generate revenue alongside putting minimal effort to actually do anything for the game as far as software goes; let's not forget that having a developer is as good as being unixmad's semi-slave.

I pray that some of you will follow the intelligent Stefan Knorr who not only developed the software/game, but also left Graal to create his own game. Clearly Stephane was angry because why else would he remove Stefan from the Graal Bible?

I'd say Mr. Karpeles and Stefan Knorr was on to something...

Shame on Graal. Wasteful.

I love graal. The Majority of the developers and staff members are great, but at the end of the day the big boss doesn't give two ****s. Classic has so much potential to be a good game but Unix can't even be bothered to upgrade the server.

When Ben ddosed the servers, he was told by Unix he stopped around 40,000 Euros profit being made and the servers were only down a week. If this is true, it goes to show Unix doesn't give two ****s about the game and can't sacrifice a few days of profit to give the players a better time.

Yeah it goes to show but look at this guys history. Unixmad or Stephane Portha is one sketchy guy and probably not a great guy overall based on a few obvious things. One being that he replicated Graal from a Zelda game and even had the nerve to name it Zelda Online at one point. Two being that his main developer, again Stefan Knorr, left the game and Stefan's new game isn't the hottest but I bet he wasn't too fond of Unixmad for probably some easy-to-understand reasons so he went to developing and marketing on his own. Three being the simple fact that the game is beyond outdated, which he probably can't even do anything about since Stefan left, and what kind of mmorpgs- Like Roblox- does not update at least something about the software in years. It's just not worth it putting so much work into something when the manager can't even put a little effort into it.

How old is Stephane? I'd say 45-50 based on his bio. I really hope he retires eventually and sells the damn game or company to someone who is actually going to utilize it to its fullest potential and reward those who aid in the uprising of something better.

You'd have to ask yourself, what kind of person would take credit for others people's work, take money from children and refuse innovation. What person in their right mind are willing to ask for $90 dollars a year and countless hours of a teenagers time and money to develop a game only to be restricted to the terms of a man who only holds the server for him? What kind of mature and professional adult would do that such things? If my grandpa did this stuff, I'd be let down severely knowing I come from corruption. What kind of reward is received if this man is not only hard to contact but also sets people in charge who demand their volunteers for their time, effort and abilities in a server where they may just be forgotten. No plaque, no monument or symbolism of those who have sacrificed grades, social life and family for a server that can't even recognize that. Those same people deserve better rewards than what they get, such as: a limited amount of virtual money, a limited amount of access to their rights and a limited amount of recognition.

How sad.

graal, where you can name your baby xXxXSuppERcooL109joHNcenaBOYcoolguyxXxXx

You have too much time on your hands if you can post this.

Graal, the game where players do animal role-play within a role-playing game

Nah I'm just smarter than you are.

You must not be very smart if you're judging my intelligence from one post.

From judging most of xilents posts I must say cher is easily smarter

<3 thanks

graal where i can post in a thread only to increase my postcount xD

Graal classic: where you throw away your real life money for gralet packs on something you'll get bored of in the first hour.