Era: I would talk
Classic: WHY are you wearing a PONCHO when its 70 DEGREES OUT HERE

It said bench .-.

I would laugh because he is a redhead without a mouth.

I just saw that too. Just replace branch with bench :3

Nothing, because I would realize it's a hallucination since it can't possibly happen.

Nothing, because it's on my [insert gaming device here]'s screen.

I would trade places with him and go to era where I have a house, a nice car, and plenty of food.

Grab his M4 and go on a killstreak :3 i would then proceed to switch places with him. Then i would just respawn when i get shot, food would be a luxury item, I would carry my cars and guns in my pockets, fill my house with creepy statues of people i barely know, and stab a safe with my friends.

Wonder why the hell theres a girl with gray skin, candycane horns, a cat mouth and eyes, and rainbow dog tags on.

Definitely Vomit everywhere.

Tell him to look at something then slip his M4 outta' his backpack then rob him at gun point.

Wow, your character must have pretty slow reaction for someone to be able to take an M4 that easily.

Originally Posted by Jatz
I'd chase after him screaming "ADIAM! ADIAM!"

I probably would walk up to him, and kill him for an extra pk :D

i would just go up to my character , complament her hair , then punch her in the face and walk away like nothing happened .

(Kinda like Jatz's post)I would say "ADIAM ADIAM SOME NOOB COPIED ME ADIAM!"