Don't forget the ghost emote m8

sp00ky :l

id have a cool beard :(

lol or be a reverse vampire. Standing in mirrors while invisible just to spook people.

Then everyone would be given a standard set of hats at birth.

You will always know when the first snow will arrive and when it will be gone. Winter will be shorter for some people, and you won't have to plow the snow three times a day!

water guns would explode explosive barrels and possibly kill people.

Jeffrey will stay cleaning flag poles for the rest of his life.

You would have to sell your entire furniture set in exchange for a hat.

PETA would freak out over people feeding explosives to horses in order to burn down bushes.

You could be acquitted of any crime simply by blaming your siblings.

It would be legal to trick people into getting trapped in your house and uprooting the shrubbery in your front garden.

If graal online was real people would kill over simple mushrooms you can find in your back yard

I'd always wear a box over my face.

People would get their names etched into their skulls.

You can be a bear but you can't Mulder people

horses would breathe fire, gg

also ppl do sick 360s when they die so gg

people would carry thousands to hundreds of thousands of gems in their pocket

Interviews for staff would be chaotic

Jeffery would be a firefighter.

OHH THE SHADE

People will riot with violence against staff members

therefor, I would be Satan leading the demon army, running around in secret causing chaos. To be Global banned is to permanently die**

**Sort of

There would be a never ceasing pirate problem that is so intense we've killed over 3 million and yet has not flawed

Staff team would be the equivalent of the Kardashians in more ways than one.

Then all the parents must hate kids due to all the babies up for adoption

You'd roleplay with other roleplayers by simply standing in front of eachother and telling eachother what actions you are doing in your imagination

Everyone would be questionably socially ******ed.

The nation would be run by unpaid volunteers with little to no prior experience. Sounds like fun.

If everyone in-game nickname was their physical appearance:

Platinum would be a shard of platinum. Dusty will be a pile of dust, Coco would be coco, Arsenal would be a pack of ammunition/weapons, etc.

You get the memo

O no

Coco would be addictive

rip graal

this thread isn't even funny. okay, we get it; it's a game and not reality. real clever *rolls eyes*

The Undertaker can roll them better than you

lol. alas. keep it the thread rolling. If Graal was real … People would spend more coinies on stamps to send you letters in the mail telling you that the small amount of coinies they saw you pick up didn't belong to you.

Hat would cost 2,500 dollars

Hats and cosmetics items are released like the apple watch and other apple products

I wont be able to walk over mushrooms...

there would be ridiculous currency exchange rates

Rip Xor* we will always remember you oh and he's back for more

hmm... people would be able to stuff giant rhinos, weapons, bugs, etc in their pockets

In every police precinct, there would be a room with a cow shrine

What is a tek ._.

The world will be salty

It already is! Majority of the surface is covered in, you know, saltwater :P

You could buy a tank for not that much money and drive with it on public streets

I had a rhino in my pocket just last night. You got a problem with it?

You could have been alive for twice as long as others but people will still you a noob.

I'd be sad. There would be no humpty hump dance................

75% of the population will be teens with the random talking baby that's ******ed

FTFY

On every street corner, there would be someone with a minigun

A pogo stick cost more than a house

Ok let's face it, I mean what doesn't cost more than a house on this game?