Comas are fun!

I was wondering when you would post. :P

If I had one of those turtle Pokemon, I could train it to swim across the ocean. Then I would get a gun, I would go out to sea robbing cruise ships as I went. They would think my Pokemon was pretty cute until I pull a gun on them.

I would have the perfect getaway vehicle, my turtle. After I rob enough cruise ships I would move to Sweden and train under a lone guitar gunman.

Then when The president gets attacked by ninjas, I would swim back to the states, rescue the president, and play a guitar solo so awesome the president gives me a full pardon.

Yours are neat too.