why do you say this when you wake up?

I'm that tired in the mornings I don't remember anything before breakfast.

"Morning!"
I won't post my full morning schedule leading up to that point so I don't bore you, unless you ask.

Lol!

Portending that I'm dead so I cant go to school :D

I say Check out my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/CJDJ2232/videos

naah haha jk I say thank you Lord for another day

I don't usually say anything. I wake up, rub my eyes and just look at my phone to see how many minutes I have left to get ready and text xD.

Usually goes along the lines of "Piss of you stupid mutt"

Hm..

Clock wakes me up-
Me: "ugh"

Phone wakes me up-
Phone: *RING*
Me: "Whaaa"

The cat wakes me up by scratching the door-
Me: "SHSHHHHSHHSHHFFFHSHHHISSS"

I wake up myself-
Me: *checks time to see how long I slept*

Grandpa wakes me up-
Grandpa: "JESS, GET UP!"
Me: "U WAKE UP! GTFO MY ROOM!!1"

Grandma (tries to) wake me up-
Grandma: "Jess, time to get up."
Me: *Zzzz*

Yes.

You forgot this:
callimuc wakes me up-
callimuc: "I need some GFX!"
Me: *gets out frypan*

"Shannon, you up?"
"Yes.."
MLIA.

man..fxk this

Dam I've got school:(

Nuuh =o I use stun gun now!! >:D