I dont think anyone will apply
80% of people who ramble on about spar not being good anymore dont spar anymore.

Events team FTW

I mean, all of these roles would be nice for sure, in a perfect world.

But

The complaints will still rise.

"More events are lagging the server whaaaaa!"
"I got banned for hacking it's just new cpu whaaa!"
"Spar/fort moderators are biased whaaaa!"

A look into the future.

Being a spar moderator wouldn't be any trouble. You could spar whilst moderating, see if the person you're fighting is a hacker.

i feel bad for whoever gets stuck with this job rip

Heres and idea. These moderators wouldn't have the ability to ban people. They would have to provide their evidence to an actual gp to make a ban possible.

We need aewsom admin who dance n play with us XD

People saying, "we need this! we need that!"

but

are you offering to do those jobs yourselves?

Would you be willing to go through countless files of random crap people upload, and have to tell jimmy that he can't upload his goku head and his saiyan armor due to copyright infringement. Then have a player crying to you about how sally stole her custom head, even though it's just a re-color of a default head with the name sally on the back.

Would you be willing to look at all the "PC! stfu nub! lag! lagger! delay! easily! speed hacker!" comments people will be spitting at each other in the spar rooms. A player will be arguing with you that their delay is because they are living in a foreign country, even though a few hours ago they were fine. All of a sudden they lag more and it's because they just took a plane to another country. A player will be slightly faster, but not enough to be noticed by the general population that the only way to prove it is to have a frame by frame video, same speed of them and a different player doing the same movements. Otherwise, you can't prove anything. "It's my cpu! It's my gpu! I over-clocked Graal! I have my priority on High!"

Would you be willing to argue with someone who is lag blocking, and they say, "It's not my fault my signal suddenly dropped. No I'm not using a lag switch, or disconnecting my ethernet." A player arguing with you that they don't deserve to be banned, because not everyone has american wifi.

Would you be willing to go through all the pms of players asking you to constantly host events, specific ones that they probably have a higher chance to win, and a hat that they want which has not been in an event for years. Even though you are tired, they won't care. They still want to play events, "I'm here 24/7, so events all day bro."

Would you be willing to have to answer all the "Can I ask you a question?" pms.

I'm pretty sure that anybody would rather jump off a cliff than continue that after the first day.

#Dance Party Classic Staff

If you are sparring someone who is hacking, you can just report them and a GP will deal with it.

*At 0.5*, "If you beat me, I'm gonna ban you!"

I would literally rather have Satan roll me in batter and deep fry me for hours on end then have to listen to hundreds of Graalians complain about supposed "hacking" problems and hear them whine about the fact that GP's don't "hold enough events" and don't "bring out new things" often enough.

I would rather swim in a volcano than have to read through thousands of spam messages from angry 12 year olds whining about the fact that they don't have enough gralats and someone bet them at spar.

If you have the mental capability to be able to deal with that, I respect you highly.

IKR these noobs think everything is so easy. Next thing you know they will start asking for:

1. Guild fort tournaments
2. Weather effects + bosses
3. PC hotkeys
4. tier system for sparring
5. token shop/ep shop

The nerves of some people.





For the rest of you I suggest you go honor our beloved admins.
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