duck that man-i made those up xD jk im not a good rapper

M.C. TWIZZLER!!!
yo.. yo.. yo here we go now!
yo koolaid, you probably got hired to be a maid
because you dont have enough skill to match up to my game
I feel like im about to go insane
Im getting too much attention with all of this fame
there's so much money it's about to rain
your raps are lame
you sing about lollipops and candy canes
word.

WOW YOU ****ING BURNED ME SO BAD **** YOU IN THE ASSHOLE I AM NOT A MAID, YOU CANT GET LAID, I CAN GET PAID, YOU CHAP **** QUIT THINKING YOU CAN TWIST A BLUNT.

Who are you to talk to me like that? You're just water mixed with sugar and rats
who knows? you might even eat cats.
because im the dominant species in this world, but you're like a mat
way down at the bottom while shooting up crack.
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youre a bitch i killed yr gf cus shes a snitch oh **** yeah

wow

much thug

very hip hop

so hoodie

such intimidashun

u r dead

wow such not doge

one does not simply mix doge with sweg

"Im not a Rapper"

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
here we go now!
why you being a little hater? you're sending a route
of hate, changin the fate
of these lil dudes who practice rapping at late
so why dont you stick your snout
up your own ass, and give us a shout.
yo im M.C. TWIZZLER!!! peace, im out.

Yo I took a jump,
there was a big lump,
so I started to hump,


dogs like the letter "#5."


amidoinitright?

Chinese. Fudd.

youre a ****ing loser, im not a hater but im a spectator
you wont even take a hit your so ****ing fat your moms skinny jeans wont even fit. OHHHH SUCH SWEG

Spectator? You don't watch, you just sit in the background and wack your crotch. guess who my mom got those jeans from? YOUR VERY OWN LEGS! NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLOCK, BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A WHILE BEFORE YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME! TICK FKING TOCK!

Mmm trying to decide if joining this thread is worth the humiliation
Of busting out dictation and laying out my creation
Breaking in my invitation and out lasting your duration

Uh ye they call me the breeze cause my lyrics fly free while yours are debris
Spreading disease
Bich please I flow with ease
While your words slip up like grease

I win suckers.

Chenise fuud tasts guud.
Do I win?