Which is exactly the problem. Teenager fresh out of college decides it'd be cool. Signs up... 10 years later, they're going on 30 with a family and kids and stable job.

What the hell is with your signature? Flying underwear?!

I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going.

Low-gravity sex?

We're gonna discover primitive-stupid aliens, which will kill (and eat) all of the crew, lay their eggs, and then pee on them. Then when we try sending rescue they also die, and it eventually results in the craft exploding. But the Aliens returns to Earth and kill everyone.


Everyone's gonna die.

This, and horrible aliens laying eggs in humans which will be transported back to earth eventually, which will be the end of earth.

What if they make us zombies?

Will it be called a "Zombie Apocolypse" or an "Alien Apocolypse"?

What if they want our babies?! Or our poo?!

What if they're horny?!

What the F***?

You need a virus and humans in order to get zombies, i doubt that will happen.

I'm going to Planet Plarto in a few days. I heard they make good food and underpants.