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Woe, wasn't i doin it wrong
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11. make a $uper-k00l hat and post it as guild pic before you even have 100hours. People will rush in like "my hat brings all the noobs to the yard" and youll never run low on recruits. the world runs on money; graal runs on hats. TRUE STORY
12. Feel free to switch tags and spam another tower guild's chat while your member are holding your tower. All the pr0 guild leaders do this. 13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!" |
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Yes Santa the 40k pks idea was pretty stupid, but thats just a lesson i learned aha. Thanks for the advertising of the guide too! |
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14. after getting your $uper-K00l 1k hatz, dump the guild to a noob account, then create a new guild with a kickass 4nl3u-pr0 name.
15. repeat. and get another $uper-K00l 4n12u pR0 hat!!!1!!1 |
Michael you're in Rebellious right?
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Read his signature.
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gjgj 2pts
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what is a good way to get people to join a guild?
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16. Instead of saying hello to your guild or messaging just to be social like a regular person, spam "." every 5 seconds on guild chat to see who's on. If there is a number lower than 10, start raging and call everyone a lazy AFKer or useless member. Yes, even little Ringo the kid with 2 hours who follows your guild tower to tower and always spams you for a tag.
17. If your guild is unable to retrieve a tower just lost, immediately type: "WTF NOOBS! UR SO USELESS I TOLD U 2 GET IT BACK #%*! #^*%#!!!!!! E=MC2!!!!!¡$&@8^*#^! STOP AFKING AND GET ANOTHER ONE!" in the guild chat. |
18.Spam guild chat with the same message "Down or kick."
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19. take screen shots of you taking MoD by yourself and post as guild pic. "LOOK GUIZ!!! WE R TOW3R GU1LD!!!!!!(!;&"
20. take screen shots of map when your guild has TWO towers and post as guild pic. OOOOHHHH looks who pr0 now! double the towerz! double the hourz! double the $uper-4n13U-pR0z!! |
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