This is a good one. I found this in my notebook.
There was this little boy who enjoyed walking down the street. He doesn't walk on the right or left, he walks down the middle. As he walks the cars drive by him yelling at him to move. But finally, a man was fed up with it and he didn't move. He drove into the boy. Guts flew, blood splattered. Everyone saw. The man went to jail for that, but the boy seeked revenge. The boy's soul went to the prison where the man was at. He made the man's life a living hell. He ruined his food, made people jab him, and worse, he tried to kill him every night by suffocation. The man was fed up with this too. So he attempted suicide. As the man died, the boy took over his body. He loosened the rope and walked out of the jail cell and escaped. He still roams these roads to this day. Taking over every single person who attempts to kill him. Keep your eyes on the road kids.. Eyes on the road..
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oh my dad told a story like that:
One time when he was little he told the fat kid he needed a bra. The fat kid got gang members to chase him, and he ran down the street. While going down the street, he picked up a rock and threw it down the street back at the kids. He was unfit, and missed by 3 feet, the gang members laughed and kept running, however, the rock continued moving through the air and crashed into a basement window, at that moment, Ms.. Johnson was doing laundry downstairs when she was mysteriously killed by a man who broke into a basement window. Mr.Kennedy, a single mid- aged man had a small crush on Ms.Johnson Every day, he would run away from the kids while the old people scolded from the cars. After Summer, everyone forgot. Except one old man. Mr.Kennedy saw everything. He saw my dad through a rock into a window to kill Ms.Johnson.
One day when my dad was particularly exited to go home to his parents to get his Meatball Extra large sub he couldn't eat at lunch.Mr.Kennedy made his move. Slowly, he stalked my dad until he took a shortcut in a back alley behind a couple of gasoline trucks. He drove his car straight down the alley at the boy, naturally, the boy was stunned. He stood then took off at the car.At the last second, he leaped up and ran up the body of the car, however his backpack fell off and his delicious sandwich fell and was exploded in the bag. The man was blinded by the red "guts" and slammed straight into a gasoline truck. He exploded and lost his lower legs and half his left arm.He also had damaged nerves. From that point on, my dad moved and the man had to keep shaking because of his damaged nerves. Everyone thought he was possessed but he could not speak because he thought he killed the boy and did not want to go to prison for life. The boy lived happy forever on. And then had an awesome son named Vivid (no that's just weird).
made this myself, from scratch, my dad never told me this story, kinda took off the story from CluTch, hope it was okay.