Cool comic but I think you should've branched the story out a bit more.
What should have happened was you were telling your friend about your night out but instead it autocorrects to the nuclear launch codes.
Then the graal government shows up to your guild house and you try to explain what happened but you say "didn't" and it sets off the swear filter.
The government agents see this a threat and they pull their guns out and try to arrest you.
But then you accidentally press the bomb button and blow them all up.
You escape but now you're a wanted fugitive on the run from government agents and angry scientologists as you try to uncover the secrets of the illuminati and save the world.
Bill Cosby teams up with you and takes you to the lost city of Atlantis where you find the golden spoon that can scoop up anything in the universe.
But then Nazi zombies attack and you drop the spoon down a black hole and scoops it up.
You take the black hole and feed it to Bill Cosby which makes him go super saiyan and unleashes the super-duper-holy-****-Bill-thats-pretty-good beam and destroys mecha-Godzilla.
Then you marry Tim Cook and you live happily ever after.
The end.