I'm making this thread to mourn the upcoming death that will hit us all close to home. Literally. On December 21st of this year, the Earth will tragically die after a long and full life. Rather than crying, we should take this opportunity to remember all the good times we had with Earth. Evolution. The dawn of man. The first airplane. And so on. So this December 21st, we can be prepared for its passing, and give it the send off it deserves. I propose we all gather around the core and sing "Kumbaya" in its final hours. Tell all your friends, we need as many people as we can to make a ring all the way around the fiery heart of Earth.

Thank you, and good night.

-Froggy  

The core is very hot, what kind of clothing should I take? And a water bottle?  

Posted by Kiwi

The core is very hot, what kind of clothing should I take? And a water bottle?

Something fancy, this will be a formal event. We come to pay our respects to the dead and the gone, m8  

I have a nice sport-coat I haven't worn in a while. Will there be hors d'oeuvres?  

Posted by Godoco

I have a nice sport-coat I haven't worn in a while. Will there be hors d'oeuvres?

Only if you're bringing. And you'll have to bring enough to share with all the other 7 billion people, and any woodland creatures and such that come to pay their respects. They did in Bambi with the deer's mom, so they'll probably do it here too  

Posted by Froggy Krueger

Only if you're bringing. And you'll have to bring enough to share with all the other 7 billion people, and any woodland creatures and such that come to pay their respects. They did in Bambi with the deer's mom, so they'll probably do it here too

I just want to see Bambi get hit by a bus while millions of little kids cry.  

Posted by Godoco

I just want to see Bambi get hit by a bus while millions of little kids cry.

I take back what I said, if you come to the remembrance party we're throwing you in the core  

Posted by Froggy Krueger

I take back what I said, if you come to the remembrance party we're throwing you in the core

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Oh ****, the illuminati are striking! Micheal Jackson predicted this before he was mansassined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111  

...the hell did I just watch? Quit trying to derail this solemn thread, asshat  

We should build those big ark things that they used in 2012 the movie. Then we'd be safe.  

No cause the Earth's not gonna flood it's gonna die. That's why we're having a funeral procession for it. Why would we need arks? 2012 the movie is a liar, trying to make money off the death of a close friend to all of us.  

Lol wasn't the 21st just when the Mayans stopped the calander. This end of the world stuff is bull**** we'll just continue the calander.  

Are you seriously this thread is sarcasm?
I wonder why this would happen at the century we're alive in and didn't happen to our grand parents.
If this happen, I'm happy about it, the humans got a good run right? (not because I might not get a nice result at my last years exam)  

World isn't dying cause of the

Posted by iHot

calander

it's dying cause it has cancer and AIDS and TB from all those oil riggers probably. Have you ever seen the South Park where the dark lord Cthulthu and his minions are summoned by oil riggers drilling in unholy locations? It's kinda like that

Posted by Johnaudi

Are you seriously this thread is sarcasm?
I wonder why this would happen at the century we're alive in and didn't happen to our grand parents.
If this happen, I'm happy about it, the humans got a good run right? (not because I might not get a nice result at my last years exam)

I'm completely seriously. It's not happening to our grandparents because that's in the past and it can't happen in the past because we know that it didn't happen in the past due to our history textbooks. If it did it'd probably break the time space continuum or something.