Rufus: Now Hiring

MrSimons · 04-12-2014

Hello, Latte and I are looking for a friend. In no way is this friend 'position' any sort of relationship status beyond 'friend'. All you will be is a friend. No more, no less. There will be no exchanges of sexual favors within this 'friendship'.

Since friends are difficult to come by these days, and we can't really just get to know someone and naturally become their friend we are putting out a "Friend Application". Keep in mind if you are chosen as our friend, you are agreeing to be both Latte's friend, and my friend. And that you will be distributed equally between the two of us.

Now for a few other things you may want to keep in mind before you apply.

By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends.
By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us.
Lots of time with us.
If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship.
As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things.
When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday
We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off.
We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply.
It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada.
It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread.

Application Questions:

What would you like to be referred to us as?
If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
What is your timezone?
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
What are your hobbies?
Do you have any collections?
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Of what ethnicity are you?
What is your favorite color?
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
What were your SAT scores?
Do you play any Graal servers?
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)

It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below.

Era: 50 shells per week
Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you
Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... *wink wink*
Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria.

Thank you for your patience, if you apply keep in mind this is a job position and we do expect dedication or else you will be fired without notice.

This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.

Latte · 04-12-2014

Also, don't sweat about the time thing; we can work around your time scheduale, like bathroom breaks

Hadi · 04-12-2014

I would apply but I live in STRAYA

Talon · 04-12-2014

Vouch for this seller, has sold me some really sweet Neopets accounts in the past. Do not hesitate to deal with this user.

Isaac · 04-12-2014

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Isaac

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Eat the banana, save the peanut butter for later. Possibly save it to give to my dog. It's funny when he struggles to lick it off his nose.

What is your timezone?
PST, Cali all the way, baby!

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
No, sorry :[

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
A dog named Jake, and a cat named...kitty.

What are your hobbies?
Playing GraalOnline, talking to people over Skype & Google Hangouts, making amateur pixel art. Also moderating Graalians's iZone subforum.

Do you have any collections?
Yes, I collect virtual hats on iZone. Also I collect video games; and things within said video games.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Does every day sound better?

Of what ethnicity are you?
I'm white, okay.

What is your favorite color?
Uh, Red or Teal, I think.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
At school? None at the moment.

What were your SAT scores?
Haven't taken them yet, stop stressing me out!

Do you play any Graal servers?
Yes, multiple.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)

No

K now stop collecting info about me, NSA.

Tyler · 04-12-2014

I swear I had adblock on...

Hadzz · 04-12-2014

Hmm i have been looking of a way to dispose of my life

Application Questions:

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Hadzz,hadzy,cray-z,friend of mr simons and madam latte
If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
I would design an intricate design to sculpture a small scale nuke to blow up the room to ask mr simins and latte they would doto escape the small room i would then reseal myself in the room and play out what simins and latte would have done unless of course they would have done the same as my first ploy
What is your timezone?i am prepared to move to any time zone in exchange for those 34 gralats
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Yes i have commited heists on many womens hearts and ocassionaly kidneys
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?i have had a dog from the bechaun freisch variety and she is ocuppated as a film critique i have also had a rabbit and a hamster who are unfamous and not worth notice
What are your hobbies?i enjoy eating lettuce and watching liquids in 10D
Do you have any collections?i have a pretty well established collection of mythical creatures inside my wardrobe
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?if izone is a modern dellusionary drug then yes
Of what ethnicity are you?i am also prepared to change my ethnicity to your taste (and those 34 gralats)
What is your favorite color?i would have to go with aqua marine navy sea blue
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?i am currently involved in a delightful young youth club called the neo nazis and some sports club called the kkk
What were your SAT scores?-bs/as
Do you play any Graal servers?i play graal classic and am now hooked on this izone which you recommended
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)all my bank details consist of the number 12 as well as my religion location name and sexuality preference

Oh no wait i forgot i am a distastefull piece of pornography

Blueh · 04-12-2014

Application Questions:

[*]What would you like to be referred to us as?
*Spaniard accent* Dr. Orlando J. Wandismo El Felio de Ramon de Rubio Picaso de Blueh

[*]If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Die, because I'm allergic to peanut butter.

[*]What is your timezone?
PST. (Penguin Standard Time for those who play Club Penguin)

[*]Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
I don't speak German.

[*]Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
Property.

[*]What are your hobbies?
Sometimes I sit alone in my bedroom and stare at the ceiling and cry.

[*]Do you have any collections?
Bug collections

!

[*]Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
No.

[*]Of what ethnicity are you?
People stare at me a lot and try to figure this one out too.

[*]What is your favorite color?
Do you really have to ask ;D?

[*]What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
In Sync, One Direction, The Backstreet Boys, U2, Destiny's Child, The Cheetah Girls, The Illuminati, Graalians and The Spice Girls.

[*]What were your SAT scores?
LOL.

[*]Do you play any Graal servers?
iClassic

[*]Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
Sometimes I like to rub brown powder all over my body and tie a bunch of floaties around me before jumping in swimming pools and pretend I'm Ramen noodles. *whispers* I'm secretly a citrus fruit.

MrSimons · 04-12-2014

Erm... I know who I do not want to be friends with...

GlazeyB · 04-12-2014

im diamond in league

i'll be waiting for your application to be my friend

HappyCat123 · 04-12-2014

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Kevin Jonas

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
whip out my weinis
What is your timezone?
est
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
yeah I was into cocaine back in the day and that was part of the job.
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
dog, fletcher
What are your hobbies?
playing xbox, rugby, biking
Do you have any collections?
a forest
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
yeah
Of what ethnicity are you?
ain't no negro imma white boy
What is your favorite color?
blue
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
alcoholics anonymous
What were your SAT scores?
2
Do you play any Graal servers?
i occasionally log onto era to talk to old basing buddies
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
mines 11 inches no joke ask for pics

PoeticFolly · 04-12-2014

what

Sariss · 04-12-2014

*cough*desperation*cough*

MrSimons · 04-12-2014

Posted by Sariss

*cough*desperation*cough*

r u kidding m8? We r admins on zone. Do u even know wot that means!1?!?!?!? Thats like a whole 400 ppl that would kill to be our frand. We are just looking for the highest quality of friends. We dont want no peasants.

PerfectDark · 04-12-2014

ooo, both of you forgot about our addgralat log ;) *wink wink*

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MrSimons :) Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: no. Posts: 10,309	Rufus: Now Hiring Hello, Latte and I are looking for a friend. In no way is this friend 'position' any sort of relationship status beyond 'friend'. All you will be is a friend. No more, no less. There will be no exchanges of sexual favors within this 'friendship'. Since friends are difficult to come by these days, and we can't really just get to know someone and naturally become their friend we are putting out a "Friend Application". Keep in mind if you are chosen as our friend, you are agreeing to be both Latte's friend, and my friend. And that you will be distributed equally between the two of us. Now for a few other things you may want to keep in mind before you apply. By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends. By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us. Lots of time with us. If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship. As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things. When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off. We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply. It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada. It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread. Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as? If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? What is your timezone? Have you ever taken part in a Heist? Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? What are your hobbies? Do you have any collections? Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Of what ethnicity are you? What is your favorite color? What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? What were your SAT scores? Do you play any Graal servers? Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below. Era: 50 shells per week Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... wink wink Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria. Thank you for your patience, if you apply keep in mind this is a job position and we do expect dedication or else you will be fired without notice. This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.

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Latte what the heil Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: powerrangerville Posts: 1,351	Also, don't sweat about the time thing; we can work around your time scheduale, like bathroom breaks

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Hadi Cold one with the boys ✔️ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,305	I would apply but I live in STRAYA

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Talon don't call it a comeback Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 8,268	Vouch for this seller, has sold me some really sweet Neopets accounts in the past. Do not hesitate to deal with this user.

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Isaac Impulsive Spender Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 1,401	What would you like to be referred to us as? Isaac If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Eat the banana, save the peanut butter for later. Possibly save it to give to my dog. It's funny when he struggles to lick it off his nose. What is your timezone? PST, Cali all the way, baby! Have you ever taken part in a Heist? No, sorry :[ Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? A dog named Jake, and a cat named...kitty. What are your hobbies? Playing GraalOnline, talking to people over Skype & Google Hangouts, making amateur pixel art. Also moderating Graalians's iZone subforum. Do you have any collections? Yes, I collect virtual hats on iZone. Also I collect video games; and things within said video games. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Does every day sound better? Of what ethnicity are you? I'm white, okay. What is your favorite color? Uh, Red or Teal, I think. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? At school? None at the moment. What were your SAT scores? Haven't taken them yet, stop stressing me out! Do you play any Graal servers? Yes, multiple. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) No K now stop collecting info about me, NSA.

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Tyler Dark Desert Fox Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: United States, Ohio Posts: 5,720	I swear I had adblock on...

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Hadzz Inactive? Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Near liverpool(uk) Posts: 1,676	Hmm i have been looking of a way to dispose of my life Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as? Hadzz,hadzy,cray-z,friend of mr simons and madam latte If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? I would design an intricate design to sculpture a small scale nuke to blow up the room to ask mr simins and latte they would doto escape the small room i would then reseal myself in the room and play out what simins and latte would have done unless of course they would have done the same as my first ploy What is your timezone?i am prepared to move to any time zone in exchange for those 34 gralats Have you ever taken part in a Heist? Yes i have commited heists on many womens hearts and ocassionaly kidneys Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?i have had a dog from the bechaun freisch variety and she is ocuppated as a film critique i have also had a rabbit and a hamster who are unfamous and not worth notice What are your hobbies?i enjoy eating lettuce and watching liquids in 10D Do you have any collections?i have a pretty well established collection of mythical creatures inside my wardrobe Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?if izone is a modern dellusionary drug then yes Of what ethnicity are you?i am also prepared to change my ethnicity to your taste (and those 34 gralats) What is your favorite color?i would have to go with aqua marine navy sea blue What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?i am currently involved in a delightful young youth club called the neo nazis and some sports club called the kkk What were your SAT scores?-bs/as Do you play any Graal servers?i play graal classic and am now hooked on this izone which you recommended Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)all my bank details consist of the number 12 as well as my religion location name and sexuality preference Oh no wait i forgot i am a distastefull piece of pornography

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Blueh The Orator Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Yes Posts: 3,307	Application Questions: *[]What would you like to be referred to us as?** Spaniard accent Dr. Orlando J. Wandismo El Felio de Ramon de Rubio Picaso de Blueh *[]If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Die, because I'm allergic to peanut butter. []What is your timezone?* PST. (Penguin Standard Time for those who play Club Penguin) *[]Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I don't speak German. []Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?* Property. *[]What are your hobbies? Sometimes I sit alone in my bedroom and stare at the ceiling and cry. []Do you have any collections?* Bug collections ! *[]Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? No. []Of what ethnicity are you?* People stare at me a lot and try to figure this one out too. *[]What is your favorite color?** Do you really have to ask ;D? *[]What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? In Sync, One Direction, The Backstreet Boys, U2, Destiny's Child, The Cheetah Girls, The Illuminati, Graalians and The Spice Girls. []What were your SAT scores?* LOL. *[]Do you play any Graal servers? iClassic []Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)* Sometimes I like to rub brown powder all over my body and tie a bunch of floaties around me before jumping in swimming pools and pretend I'm Ramen noodles. whispers I'm secretly a citrus fruit.

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GlazeyB Nyanpasu Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,878	im diamond in league i'll be waiting for your application to be my friend

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HappyCat123 Professional AFKer Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: South East Pennsylvania Posts: 1,888	What would you like to be referred to us as? Kevin Jonas If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? whip out my weinis What is your timezone? est Have you ever taken part in a Heist? yeah I was into cocaine back in the day and that was part of the job. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? dog, fletcher What are your hobbies? playing xbox, rugby, biking Do you have any collections? a forest Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? yeah Of what ethnicity are you? ain't no negro imma white boy What is your favorite color? blue What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? alcoholics anonymous What were your SAT scores? 2 Do you play any Graal servers? i occasionally log onto era to talk to old basing buddies Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) mines 11 inches no joke ask for pics

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PoeticFolly Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: In your heart Posts: 2,813	what

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Sariss Leave no bridges unburned Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Places Posts: 1,224	coughdesperationcough

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PerfectDark Coder Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 843	ooo, both of you forgot about our addgralat log ;) wink wink