How To Get Fired From Delteria in 5 seconds

Paladin · 01-05-2014

How To Get Fired From A Graal Server in 5 Seconds

Are you Interested in getting fired from your server? Is life as a staff not cut out to what you thought id be? Are your coworkers annoying and you just want a way to escape?

Is the only member on your server who you enjoyed working with and was the only reason why you were working now doesn't have enough time to work on the server as much as you thought he would and is just not the same?

Well I got a product for you!. Its Called Phuq-Lyfe! Phuq-Lyfe is a simple process that can be done within 5 seconds that will make sure you are gone from your server FOR GOOD! in just 1 easy step I guarentee you will go from staff to Phuq IT in no time!

Here's HOW IT WORKS!

Step 1: Say the following in RC "/npcannounce YOLO SWAG all you little emo ass suicidal social degenerates need to hop off my **** stefan can *** my **** all stefan does is take your money and make us do the work ** HIM AND ** YOU DUMB *** KIDS FOR NOT realizing this Play Graal Reborn instead its free. Oh and ** you to warlord you **** ***** peace out!"

The mixture of ******edness and limited grammatical knowledge will guarantee your removal off your server at a proven rate of 100% or your money back if not satisfied with the results

Repeat step one over and over again and hopefully it will work if not dial our customer service number at 515-234-2135 and our staff will help walk you through the steps.

Proof of this method working and is not a scam:

We accept mastercard, visa, american express, paypal... you know what Phuq IT its on the house ;)

iHot · 01-05-2014

I have an effective way to get fired off a server! I even have experience so pm me!

Paladin · 01-05-2014

Will do, do you provide a business contact? @iHOT

iHot · 01-05-2014

Posted by Paladin

Will do, do you provide a business contact? @iHOT

aint nobody got TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo dat! man I just give you a 1 on 1 tutorial!

only 100 bucksssssss u first no scam ofc

Elk · 01-05-2014

Very immature...but already told you

iHot · 01-05-2014

Posted by Elk

Very immature...but already told you

This is so funny. This is quality work.

Blueh · 01-05-2014

Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

Emera · 01-05-2014

Posted by Elk

Very immature...but already told you

I love your avatar

iHot · 01-05-2014

Posted by Blueh

Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

thats no fun...

Paladin · 01-05-2014

Posted by Blueh

Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

aint nobody got TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo dat!

Also @iHOT can you got for 50$ man I'm kinda on the broke side :/

iHot · 01-05-2014

Posted by Paladin

aint nobody got TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo dat!

Also @iHOT can you got for 50$ man I'm kinda on the broke side :/

forget this lets just go drink our fired butts into oblivion!

Paladin · 01-05-2014

Posted by iHot

forget this lets just go drink our fired butts into oblivion!

word XD

Posted by Elk

Very immature...but already told you

Yea you did. But hell I was gettin fed up with everything.

5hift · 01-05-2014

Something tells me 2014 isn't exactly gonna be a good year for Delteria...

Hell...

Graal in general.

imSupah · 01-05-2014

Posted by 5hifter

Something tells me 2014 isn't exactly gonna be a good year for Delteria...

Hell...

Graal in general.

Rufus quitting, Era gone to s***, Delteria staff thinks they are superior, and hoping Zone doesn't turn P2W...Yea 2014 looks awful :/.

MattKan · 01-05-2014

Posted by Blueh

Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

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Paladin StrictlyAlpha Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 188	How To Get Fired From Delteria in 5 seconds How To Get Fired From A Graal Server in 5 Seconds Are you Interested in getting fired from your server? Is life as a staff not cut out to what you thought id be? Are your coworkers annoying and you just want a way to escape? Is the only member on your server who you enjoyed working with and was the only reason why you were working now doesn't have enough time to work on the server as much as you thought he would and is just not the same? Well I got a product for you!. Its Called Phuq-Lyfe! Phuq-Lyfe is a simple process that can be done within 5 seconds that will make sure you are gone from your server FOR GOOD! in just 1 easy step I guarentee you will go from staff to Phuq IT in no time! Here's HOW IT WORKS! Step 1: Say the following in RC "/npcannounce YOLO SWAG all you little emo ass suicidal social degenerates need to hop off my ** stefan can * my ** all stefan does is take your money and make us do the work HIM AND YOU DUMB * KIDS FOR NOT realizing this Play Graal Reborn instead its free. Oh and you to warlord you * peace out!" The mixture of **edness and limited grammatical knowledge will guarantee your removal off your server at a proven rate of 100% or your money back if not satisfied with the results Repeat step one over and over again and hopefully it will work if not dial our customer service number at 515-234-2135 and our staff will help walk you through the steps. Proof of this method working and is not a scam:** We accept mastercard, visa, american express, paypal... you know what Phuq IT its on the house ;)

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iHot Graalian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Belle Isle Posts: 4,481	I have an effective way to get fired off a server! I even have experience so pm me!

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Elk Banned Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Land of Music Posts: 1,232	Very immature...but already told you

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Blueh The Orator Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Yes Posts: 3,307	Or, you could just quit without causing any resentment towards anyone or towards future applications to other servers.

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5hift ✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Larunda Relay Posts: 6,481	Something tells me 2014 isn't exactly gonna be a good year for Delteria... Hell... Graal in general.