I feel like I've put together a thesis paper on this topic already, but I'm still determined to achieve the impossible and convince very unintelligent people of obvious things that I've already stated a dozen times.
If you've ever misinterpreted me as saying that I do not personally share the opinion that it is easier to spar on Facebook than it is on the iOS app, then you aren't reading my posts correctly.
I very clearly think that. Why would I spar on Facebook otherwise? Several other people in this thread have made the argument that they are both equally as easy to spar on, and that's fine. It's really a preference and opinion. Do you understand that? I will quote an analogy I used with Ash "I've never been a good sparrer in my life" Ketchum:
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You should try going to a bowling alley wearing bunny slippers and then cry your delicious tears about how unfair the game is when everyone else is wearing bowling shoes.
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Do you need more analogies on this very specific and integral point of the argument? Are my posts too technical or something?
You guys continue to point out the claimed advantages that PC has over iDevice. Yup, PCers can strafe. Yup, some would argue that the keyboard is a better peripheral for sparring that the touchscreen.
ATTENTION
So why are you using an iDevice to spar?!
ATTENTION
You guys have repeatedly refused to answer the question. I've quoted the following post about five additional times:
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"Let's spar. You spar on whatever device you're the best on, and I'll do the same."
Explain to me how you counter that statement and use the device you or your opponent is using as a crutch and excuse.
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And again, as I've said 20 times before, it is for one of three possible reasons:- You do not own a PC, which is no one's fault but your own
- You are a better iDevice sparrer than you are on PC, which is no one's fault but your own
- You fiend some sense of pride in sparring (and apparently losing) on iDevice, which is no one's fault but your own
When we reach that point of the argument, it is over with. You've admitted and acknowledged that you're aware that you can play the game as (in your opinion) advantaged as every other player, yet you continue to intentionally disadvantage yourself. That is the behavior of a loser, someone who is unconfident, and someone who knows they are not good and needs some awful crutch. You've realized that you are not a good sparrer and create a fantasy land in your own mind where you are a great sparrer simply because you use a certain device to spar on.
And now, allow me to predict the future:
- Someone will come into the thread claiming that PC is an advantaged device, completely ignoring everything I've just said
- Someone will come into this thread claiming that they spar on iDevice so it's "fair", completely ignoring everything I've just said
- Someone will come into this thread suggesting I defy their own logic by sparring on an iDevice, completely ignoring everything I've just said
- Very bad sparrers (such as GOAT, Ash Ketchum, Goten) will never be able to take responsibility for how bad they are at this game and blame themselves rather than the rules
- I will continue winning spars while the aforementioned players are upset, confused, and in denial over their own failures in a 5-button game
The argument has been over and won for the longest time, I am just being very generous and taking my time with multiple different vantage points to try and convince a few people how very unintelligent and uncompetitive they are. I recommend Graal dating, button-mashing at forts, and collecting hats.